Love is a beautiful yet sometimes confusing experience, and what better way to navigate its ups and downs than with a little humor?
Whether you’re in a relationship or just enjoying the rollercoaster of love, these jokes will bring a smile to your face.
From puns to witty one-liners, love jokes add fun to even the most serious moments. In this collection, you’ll find the best of short love jokes, flirty one-liners, and even some that will make your heart skip a beat.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy these playful takes on love!
Short Funny Jokes About Love
- Love is like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
- Why did the boy bring a ladder to his date? He heard the girl was a keeper!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. And sometimes, a headache.
- Why do relationships never go to jail? Because they always bail each other out!
- My wife says I never listen to her… At least I think that’s what she said.
- I love you more than pizza, but please don’t make me choose.
- Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y?
- They say love is all about communication. But my partner just texts me “k” all the time.
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I love it.
- Why do lovers always make terrible comedians? Because their timing is off.
- Love is telling someone their hair looks good, even when you’re both wearing hats.
- I’ve started a band called 1023MB. We haven’t got a gig yet.
- I know I’m in love because I can’t stop looking at her. And the phone screen too.
- Love is when your partner steals your blanket and you still let them have it. True sacrifice.
- Why was the mathematician afraid of love? Because he knew there was no formula for it.
- I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- If love was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.
- I told my partner I was going to start a diet, but she said she’d help me “cheat” on it.
Best Picks
- “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
- “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
- “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I love it.”
Short Love Joke
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you’re Cu-Te.
- Why did the coffee break up with the sugar? It was tired of being stirred around.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- I love you like a fat kid loves cake. And trust me, that’s a lot.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. We just belong together.
- I’m not a genius, but I’m smart enough to know I love you.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- If I could have anything in the world, I’d choose you.
- Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- I’m like a broken pencil, pointless without you.
Best Picks
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
- “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
Short Love Jokes for Him
- You’re like a cloud, because you brighten my day.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
- You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.
- I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- I love you more than words can say, but I’ll still try to.
- Are you made of chocolate? Because you’re sweet.
- I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together?
- You must be a dictionary, because you add meaning to my life.
- I can’t imagine life without you, but I wouldn’t want to try.
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- I love you to the moon and back, and then around the stars.
- I’m glad I’m not a cat, because I would want to spend all 9 lives with you.
- You make my heart race, but don’t worry, I’m in good shape.
- If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- You are the reason I’m smiling, and I’m not complaining about it.
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty sure you + me = forever.
- I would give up my last piece of pizza for you, but not my first.
- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, I see magic.
- I’m falling for you, and I’m not looking for a parachute.
Best Picks
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “I love you to the moon and back, and then around the stars.”
- “You make my heart race, but don’t worry, I’m in good shape.”
Romantic Jokes to Tell a Girl
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- You must be made of sugar, because you’re sweet and I can’t get enough.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- You light up my world, just like the stars light up the night.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- I love you more than pizza, but don’t make me choose.
- Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
- I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- You make me laugh even when I don’t want to smile. That’s magic right there.
- You had me at “hello,” but your smile kept me forever.
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, I feel the magic.
- If love were a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence with you.
- I’m like a snowman, because I melt every time you look at me.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty sure we’re a perfect equation.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I feel like I’m in a dream, because you’re everything I’ve ever wished for.
- You make my heart skip a beat, and my pulse race just thinking about you.
- Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
Best Picks
- “You make me laugh even when I don’t want to smile. That’s magic right there.”
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
100 Love Jokes
- Love is when you meet someone who tells you things you’ve never heard, and yet, it feels like you’ve known them forever.
- My partner says I’m too sarcastic, but I’m just kidding.
- I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger, but then it hit me.
- I love you like a fat kid loves cake, and that’s a lot of love.
- You and I are like a deck of cards, because I’m always shuffling through my thoughts of you.
- I told my partner I was a cat person, but they still gave me a dog as a pet.
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- If love was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence with you.
- They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I found my perfect catch.
- I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug.
- You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together forever.
- If love were a plant, I’d water it with my affection every day.
- I’m on a whiskey diet, I’ve lost three days already thinking about you.
- I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying something.
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the best combo ever.
- I can’t stop thinking about you, even when I try to stop.
- Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off every time I see you.
- I’d rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.
- I love you more than you’ll ever know, and that’s saying a lot.
Best Picks
- “I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying something.”
- “Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off every time I see you.”
- “If love was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence with you.”
Relationship Jokes
- Relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y?
- Why do relationships never go to jail? Because they always bail each other out!
- Relationships are like Wi-Fi, sometimes it’s strong, and sometimes it just disconnects.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure about that.
- Why don’t relationships ever play cards? Because someone always gets dealt a bad hand.
- I asked my partner to be more supportive, so they stood behind me when I made dinner.
- In a relationship, you know it’s true love when your partner steals the blanket and you still let them have it.
- Why did the couple break up at the bakery? They just weren’t on the same loaf.
- I told my partner we needed to work on our communication, but they just sent me a meme.
- You know you’re in love when you stop checking your phone for other notifications.
- Relationships are like plants, they need care, attention, and the right amount of water.
- I’m on a relationship diet, because my partner keeps stealing all my food.
- Love is a two-way street, but sometimes it feels like I’m walking alone.
- I know I’m in a healthy relationship because we both laugh at each other’s jokes, even if they’re bad.
- I was talking to my partner about commitment, but they got distracted by their phone.
- If a relationship was a game, I’d say we’re winning, but the scorekeeper keeps changing.
- They say a relationship is 50-50, but I’m still trying to figure out what 50% of the couch is.
- Relationships are like cookies, sometimes you need to bake them a little longer.
- I’m trying to be the best partner I can be, but sometimes I’m just winging it.
- My partner says I’m always late, but I think they’re just too early.
Best Picks
- “Relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y?”
- “In a relationship, you know it’s true love when your partner steals the blanket and you still let them have it.”
- “I told my partner we needed to work on our communication, but they just sent me a meme.”
Flirty Jokes to Make Her Laugh
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- I can’t stop thinking about you, and I’m not even trying.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
- If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- I must be a magician, because I see an illusion of love whenever I look at you.
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- You must be a star, because your beauty lights up my world.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I’d say you’re one in a million, but that would mean there are 7,999 more like you.
- You make my heart race, and my thoughts scatter all over the place.
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Best Picks
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
Short Jokes About Love and Marriage
- Why do married people live longer? Because they can’t argue with their spouse if they’re dead.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Why do husbands always look for the remote? Because they need a way to change their partner’s channel.
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
- My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that.
- Marriage is when you agree to spend the rest of your life with someone who makes you want to scream.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug.
- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
- Why don’t married people ever get bored? Because they always have someone to blame.
- The four most important words in a marriage: “I’ll do the dishes.”
- Marriage is when two people become one, but the trouble is choosing which one.
- I thought I was the only one, but then she introduced me to her “ex.”
- A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. Or two people who like pizza.
- I didn’t marry you for your cooking, but I’ll pretend I did.
- I’m not saying my wife is a bad cook, but every time I take a bite, the dog looks at me like, “Are you okay?”
- Marriage is when a man and woman become one… but the trouble starts when they try to figure out which one.
- I’m not saying I’m a perfect husband, but my wife would agree if she ever finds her glasses.
- The secret to a happy marriage is not getting caught.
Best Picks
- “Marriage is when a man and woman become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
- “I thought I was the only one, but then she introduced me to her ‘ex.'”
- “Marriage is when two people become one, but the trouble is choosing which one.”
