If you’re grilling with friends or just looking to add a bit of humor to your dinner table, meat jokes can bring some sizzle to your conversations.
From juicy one-liners to dirty puns, these meat jokes will not only make you laugh but also leave everyone at the table craving for more.
With a perfect blend of humor, flavor, and spice, these jokes are sure to bring out your inner comedian and entertain any meat lover.
So, sharpen your wit, fire up the grill, and dive into some of the best meat jokes you can sink your teeth into!
Meat Puns Dirty
- “Why did the sausage go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to ketchup with!”
- “I tried to make a steak pun, but it was too rare.”
- “What do you call a cow who can’t make a decision? A beef-witter!”
- “I once met a butcher, but he was just a cut above the rest.”
- “Steak and I had a heated argument… it’s safe to say we had a rare connection.”
- “Why do meat lovers never have secrets? Because they always beef it up!”
- “I broke up with my butcher… I just couldn’t meat in the middle.”
- “Why don’t pigs tell secrets? Because they always spill the bacon!”
- “Grilled meats always seem to have a nice char… it’s their ‘meat’ appeal!”
- “I have a knack for making ribs laugh. I guess you could say I’m good at ‘ribbing’.”
- “Why don’t cows ever play poker? They’re always caught beefing!”
- “You know what they say about rare steaks… they really know how to make an impression.”
- “I tried to flirt with a butcher… but he just told me to ‘meat’ him halfway.”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite exercise? The ‘beef’ jerky!”
- “I asked a butcher if he could beef up my recipe… he said ‘That’s a rare request’!”
- “I used to date a butcher, but it ended… he just couldn’t steak around.”
- “Why are steak jokes so hard to digest? They’re well-done!”
- “Why do sausages hate gossip? Because they’re always getting grilled.”
- “What did the hamburger say to the chef? ‘Lettuce’ have a conversation!”
- “Do you know why cows are always so relaxed? They’re on a ‘moo’ve!”
Best Picks
- “Why did the sausage go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to ketchup with!”
- “I broke up with my butcher… I just couldn’t meat in the middle.”
- “What do you call a cow who can’t make a decision? A beef-witter!”
Meat Jokes One Liners
- “I only have a few beefs with my butcher, but they always cut deep.”
- “Steak puns are rare, but I’m well done at telling them.”
- “Why do cows have great social lives? Because they’re always having a ‘moo’velous time.”
- “Grilling is my favorite way to meat people.”
- “I once tried a vegetarian burger… it was un-beef-lievable.”
- “What’s a butcher’s favorite TV show? ‘Meat’ Your Maker.”
- “I have a friend who’s a butcher… he always knows how to ‘meat’ my expectations.”
- “I tried to have a serious conversation with my steak… but it was a rare topic.”
- “If you don’t like steak, you’re really missing out on a rare opportunity.”
- “I told my friend a steak joke, and he thought it was well done.”
- “Never trust a cow with a secret… they’re always ‘moo’ving the gossip along.”
- “If I were a steak, I’d be medium-rare because I’m unique.”
- “I think cows are secretly rock stars… they know how to ‘moo’ve and groove!”
- “A burger walked into a bar… and asked for a ‘ketchup’.”
- “When I’m feeling saucy, I think about BBQing!”
- “My butcher friend always makes good decisions… he really knows how to ‘meat’ people’s needs.”
- “Why was the steak always confident? Because it was well done.”
- “Every time I eat steak, I’m impressed… it’s just ‘rare’ to find something that good!”
- “I’m ‘grill’-ing to be here with these jokes!”
- “I once asked a pig if he had a funny joke, but he just hogged all the laughs.”
Best Picks
- “Grilling is my favorite way to meat people.”
- “Why do cows have great social lives? Because they’re always having a ‘moo’velous time.”
- “If you don’t like steak, you’re really missing out on a rare opportunity.”
Meat Jokes for Adults
- “What did the chicken say to the pig at the barbecue? ‘You’re bacon me crazy!’”
- “I’ve got a steak joke, but it might be too rare for you.”
- “How did the butcher impress his date? With a nice cut of meat.”
- “When I was a kid, I asked my dad if cows were happy. He said they were all beefing up their moods.”
- “I once dated a butcher… too bad he was just a little too ‘cut’ for me.”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite hobby? Moo-sic!”
- “I think pigs are secretly actors… they’re always hamming it up!”
- “Have you ever noticed how pigs never gossip? They’re always keeping things on the down-low, just ‘hogging’ the truth.”
- “I broke up with my steak… it was too rare of a relationship.”
- “If cows could talk, they’d probably complain about how ‘beefed’ up their day was.”
- “Do you know why cows make terrible comedians? They just keep milking the jokes.”
- “Do you know what cows say when they’re feeling happy? ‘Moo-ve’ it or lose it!”
- “I met a butcher on a dating app, but I swiped left… I just couldn’t cut it.”
- “Do you know why steak jokes are always so tender? Because they hit the ‘meat’ of the matter.”
- “I once asked my butcher for advice… he said, ‘You just gotta ‘meat’ people halfway.’”
- “What’s a butcher’s favorite pickup line? ‘I’m on a roll!’”
- “Why are sausages always late? Because they’re constantly getting grilled!”
- “My steaks are always medium-rare because I know how to cook them!”
- “I tried to start a butcher business… but I couldn’t meat the demand.”
- “I used to hate steak… now I’m ‘well done’ with it.”
Best Picks
- “I’ve got a steak joke, but it might be too rare for you.”
- “How did the butcher impress his date? With a nice cut of meat.”
- “I once dated a butcher… too bad he was just a little too ‘cut’ for me.”
Short Meat Jokes for Adults
- “I can’t believe the steak didn’t get my joke. I guess it was too well done!”
- “Why did the cow start a podcast? To give its ‘moo’ opinion!”
- “What did the pig say at the barbecue? ‘I’m bacon, you’re sizzling!’”
- “Steaks are high, but I’m rare in a crowd!”
- “How do you make a hamburger smile? Tell it a ‘grill’ing joke.”
- “What did the butcher say to the cow? ‘You’re steak-ing up my dreams!’”
- “I thought about being a butcher, but I couldn’t handle the cuts.”
- “When I asked the butcher how his day was, he said ‘It’s been a cut above the rest!’”
- “Why don’t cows ever run away? They’re too ‘steak-ed’ in their situation!”
- “Did you hear about the beef at the barbecue? It was ‘rare’!”
- “Why did the pork go to the party? It was just a ‘ham’ of fun!”
- “The butcher told me a joke… it was so rare, it made me feel well done!”
- “What did the cow say when it saw the steak? ‘Moo-ve over, that’s my meat!’”
- “I’ve been feeling grilled… I need some ‘beefing’ up!”
- “I told my butcher I wanted a tender joke, and he came through with a rare one.”
- “My steak joke might be too rare, but I can always grill you one!”
- “You know what they say about steak jokes… they can’t be too well done!”
- “Why do cows never gossip? They don’t like to be caught ‘beefing’.”
- “The best meat jokes are always grilled to perfection!”
- “I tried to tell my pig joke at a fancy dinner… it was too much of a ham.”
Best Picks
- “Steaks are high, but I’m rare in a crowd!”
- “What did the pig say at the barbecue? ‘I’m bacon, you’re sizzling!’”
- “Why did the cow start a podcast? To give its ‘moo’ opinion!”
Short Funny Meat Jokes
- “What’s a hamburger’s favorite exercise? The ‘beef’ jerky!”
- “I once ate a steak so good, it was ‘moo-velous’!”
- “What did the butcher say to the chicken? ‘You’re on a roll!’”
- “I’m a big fan of steak jokes. They always ‘meat’ my expectations.”
- “How do cows keep their hair in place? With ‘moo’-se!”
- “I walked into a butcher’s shop and said, ‘I’m just here to ‘meat’ some people.’”
- “The cow was a fantastic comedian… it really knew how to ‘moo’-tivate the crowd!”
- “Why don’t steaks ever argue? They always try to ‘meat’ in the middle.”
- “I tried a vegetarian burger once… it wasn’t ‘beef’-ing’ my expectations.”
- “The butcher told me I needed a ‘cut’ of advice!”
- “I asked a cow if it was happy, and it said, ‘I’m ‘moo’ving along just fine!’”
- “What do you call a funny steak? A ‘pun’-k!”
- “I walked past a pig pen… but it was too ‘ham-fisted’ to be funny.”
- “Why did the butcher get a promotion? He was always making the ‘cut’.”
- “What did the steak say to the chef? ‘You’re grilling me, but I’m still rare!’”
- “I don’t trust vegans… they don’t ‘meat’ my standards.”
- “What’s the best way to prepare a pig for comedy? Ham it up!”
- “My butcher loves to tell jokes… he always knows how to make a ‘cut’ above the rest.”
- “Why don’t cows make good detectives? They’re always ‘moo’-ving too slow.”
- “I told my butcher to give me something rare… so he gave me a really unique joke!”
Best Picks
- “I’m a big fan of steak jokes. They always ‘meat’ my expectations.”
- “What did the butcher say to the chicken? ‘You’re on a roll!’”
- “Why did the cow start a podcast? To give its ‘moo’ opinion!”
Raw Meat Jokes
- “I love my steak so rare, it’s practically ‘moo’-ving!”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite part of the day? When they get to ‘moo-ve’ and graze.”
- “If a pig tells a joke, it’s definitely a ‘ham’ joke!”
- “Why did the steak go to school? To get a little ‘rare’ education!”
- “I couldn’t think of a better way to ‘meat’ new people than by hosting a BBQ.”
- “Why did the butcher go broke? He just couldn’t make ends ‘meat’!”
- “Steak jokes always hit the ‘meat’ of the matter.”
- “I tried to start a butcher shop, but I just couldn’t ‘cut’ it.”
- “You know you’re a real meat lover when your idea of a good time is ‘beefing’ up your skills.”
- “Why are pigs the best comedians? They always ‘ham’ it up!”
- “What do you get when you cross a cow with a guitar? A ‘moo’-sician!”
- “A butcher told me his steak jokes were rare… I thought they were well-done!”
- “Why are cows always so calm? They’ve got plenty of ‘moo’ time to think things through.”
- “What did the butcher say about his day? It was ‘beefing’ amazing!”
- “I bet pigs would make great detectives… they’ve got a real ‘nose’ for the truth!”
- “You can’t go wrong with steak… it’s just ‘well done’ every time.”
- “I tried to eat my steak rare, but it was a ‘moo’-ving target!”
- “Why don’t pigs play poker? Because they’re always ‘hogging’ the chips.”
- “My butcher really knows how to tell a good joke… he’s got great ‘meat’-ing skills!”
- “I’ve got a new recipe for steak… it’s called ‘beef-ful’ humor!”
Best Picks
- “I love my steak so rare, it’s practically ‘moo’-ving!”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite part of the day? When they get to ‘moo-ve’ and graze.”
- “Why did the butcher go broke? He just couldn’t make ends ‘meat’!”
Flirty Meat Puns
- “Are you made of steak? Because you’re well done!”
- “Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I grill you again?”
- “You’re a cut above the rest.”
- “Are you a steak? Because I’m really ‘steaking’ my claim on you.”
- “Let’s ‘meat’ for dinner and see what happens.”
- “Are you a butcher? Because you just ‘meat’ my expectations.”
- “I must be a steak… because I’m getting really ‘rare’ feelings for you!”
- “You’re bacon me crazy with your smile.”
- “You must be a hamburger, because I’m really ‘grillin’ to meet you.”
- “I’m not just a pretty ‘cut’, I’m also tender and well done.”
- “Are you a cow? Because you’ve got me moo-ving with desire.”
- “Are you pork? Because you’re sizzling hot!”
- “I’m feeling ‘grilled’ under the pressure of your charm!”
- “You must be made of beef, because I’m having a rare connection with you!”
- “Are you a barbecue? Because I’m falling for you, slow and low.”
- “Are you a butcher? Because you know how to ‘cut’ to my heart.”
- “You and me would make the perfect combo… just like a steak and potatoes.”
- “You’re the only ‘cut’ of meat I’d love to ‘meat’.”
- “Let’s beef up our love life!”
- “Are we at a grill? Because every time I see you, I’m getting ‘heated’!”
Best Picks
- “Are you made of steak? Because you’re well done!”
- “Let’s ‘meat’ for dinner and see what happens.”
- “You must be a hamburger, because I’m really ‘grillin’ to meet you.”
Meat Puns
- “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like steak… they’re just too ‘rare’.”
- “What did the steak say to the tomato? ‘You’re a cut above the rest!’”
- “I’m just here to meat you and get to the ‘grill’ of the issue.”
- “Why do cows make terrible secret agents? They always give themselves away with their ‘moo’-ving lips!”
- “What do you call a bad butcher? A ‘cut’-rate professional.”
- “If we were cows, we’d definitely be in a ‘moo’-tual relationship.”
- “The steak had a rough day… it needed to ‘meat’ someone special.”
- “Why are cows great at solving mysteries? They can always ‘moo’-tivate a case!”
- “I’m feeling ‘beef’-tastic today!”
- “The best steaks in life are the ‘rare’ ones.”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite sport? ‘Moo’-toring!”
- “I’m just ‘moo’-ving along, looking for my next ‘cut’ of humor.”
- “How do you make a pig laugh? Tell it a ‘ham’-orous joke!”
- “You’re so sweet, you could be ‘bacon’ me crazy!”
- “That’s a ‘steak’-tacular joke!”
- “If love were a steak, we’d be the perfect ‘cut’.”
- “You had me at ‘hello’, and now you’ve got me at ‘steak’!”
- “I can’t wait to ‘meat’ up with you!”
- “What do you get when you cross a cow with a chicken? A ‘moo’-ved egg!”
- “I’m ‘grilling’ to meet you anytime, anywhere!”
Best Picks
- “What did the steak say to the tomato? ‘You’re a cut above the rest!’”
- “Why do cows make terrible secret agents? They always give themselves away with their ‘moo’-ving lips!”
- “I’m just here to meat you and get to the ‘grill’ of the issue.”
Meat Jokes Dirty
- “Why don’t pigs tell dirty jokes? Because they always ‘ham’ it up!”
- “What’s a cow’s idea of a good time? ‘Moo’-ving into your space!”
- “How do cows get dirty? By rolling in the ‘beef’!”
- “I told my butcher a dirty joke, but he didn’t ‘meat’ my expectations.”
- “What’s your favorite part of a steak? The juicy ‘grill’!”
- “I think I’m falling for you… you’re just ‘grill’-ing me!”
- “Why was the steak blushing? Because it was getting a little ‘hot under the collar’.”
- “You’re so hot, I’m starting to think I’m cooking a ‘rare’ steak.”
- “Did you hear the joke about the sausage? It was a real ‘link’ to a good time!”
- “Why was the pork on the grill so dirty? Because it had ‘bacon’ grease all over!”
- “I’m just a meat lover trying to ‘cut’ to the chase!”
- “I can’t ‘meat’ anyone who’s not into this kind of humor!”
- “What’s the best part about bacon? It’s always sizzling with dirty jokes!”
- “Let’s ‘meat’ at the grill… I promise, things will get hot!”
- “Are you a butcher? Because I feel like I’m being ‘cut’ to pieces!”
- “I’m feeling ‘rare’ today… what about you?”
- “I think we’d make the perfect ‘cut’ together.”
- “You’re sizzling hot like a piece of fresh-off-the-grill bacon.”
- “What do you call a meat lover’s paradise? A ‘beef’-ing fantasy!”
- “What’s a butcher’s favorite workout? The ‘meat’ and greet!”
Best Picks
- “What’s a cow’s idea of a good time? ‘Moo’-ving into your space!”
- “What’s your favorite part of a steak? The juicy ‘grill’!”
- “You’re sizzling hot like a piece of fresh-off-the-grill bacon.”
Short Meat Jokes
- “Why don’t steaks ever argue? They always try to ‘meat’ in the middle.”
- “What’s the best way to cook a steak? Just ‘grill’ it!”
- “You’re ‘beef’-ing up my day with these jokes!”
- “Why do pigs always smile at barbecue parties? They love a good ‘ham’-ber!”
- “What’s a steak’s favorite kind of music? Anything that ‘grills’ the crowd!”
- “The best thing about beef jokes? They never ‘meat’ a bad time!”
- “What do cows like to do after a workout? ‘Moo’-ve on to the next set!”
- “I tried to make a steak joke, but it was ‘too rare’ for anyone to get!”
- “I love steak jokes… they’re always well ‘done’!”
- “Why did the pig sit at the front of the class? Because it was ‘ham’-ing up the lesson!”
- “What did the butcher say when he made a mistake? ‘That’s a ‘cut’ I didn’t mean to make!’”
- “What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? ‘I’m the ‘beef’ in the relationship!’”
- “What did the cow say to the pig? ‘You’re ‘bacon’ me laugh!’”
- “What do cows eat for dessert? A little ‘moo’-tton pie!”
- “I thought I was going to make a steak joke, but it was too rare!”
- “I tried to tell a joke about sausage, but it was too much of a ‘link’!”
- “Why don’t pigs play poker? Because they’re always ‘hogging’ the chips!”
- “I can’t resist a good ‘grill’-tastic joke!”
- “You’ve got me ‘grilled’ under the pressure of your jokes!”
- “I’m ‘beef’-ing up my humor game!”
Best Picks
- “What do cows like to do after a workout? ‘Moo’-ve on to the next set!”
- “I thought I was going to make a steak joke, but it was too rare!”
- “You’ve got me ‘grilled’ under the pressure of your jokes!”
Meat Jokes for Kids
- “What did the cow say at the comedy show? ‘Moo-ve over, I’m ready for my act!’”
- “Why did the pig go to the party? Because it was ‘bacon’ hot!”
- “What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? ‘You’re ‘grillin’ me with laughter!’”
- “Why did the cow sit in the front row at the movie theater? It wanted to be ‘moo’-ved!”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite game? ‘Moo’-re or less!”
- “Why did the butcher become a comedian? Because he was great at ‘cut’-ting jokes!”
- “What did the pig say to the chicken at the barbecue? ‘Let’s ‘ham’ it up!’”
- “What’s a steak’s favorite sport? ‘Grill’-ing!”
- “Why don’t cows make good chefs? They always ‘moo’-ve too slowly!”
- “What did the pig say when it finished its food? ‘I’m all ‘ham’-med up!’”
- “Why did the cow get promoted at work? Because it was ‘moo’-ving up!”
- “Why are cows so good at solving mysteries? They can always ‘moo’-tivate the case!”
- “What do cows like to drink? ‘Moo’-latto!”
- “What do you get when you cross a pig with a computer? A ‘ham’-puter!”
- “Why was the hamburger looking sad? Because it was feeling ‘beef’-less!”
- “What did the pig say when it saw the grill? ‘Bacon is better than ever!’”
- “What’s the pig’s favorite game? Hide-and-‘bacon’!”
- “What did the steak say to the grill? ‘You’re hot!’”
- “What do cows do at a barbecue? ‘Moo’-ve the conversation along!”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite part of the day? When it’s time to ‘moo’-ve!”
Best Picks
- “What did the cow say at the comedy show? ‘Moo-ve over, I’m ready for my act!’”
- “Why did the pig go to the party? Because it was ‘bacon’ hot!”
- “What did the pig say to the chicken at the barbecue? ‘Let’s ‘ham’ it up!’”
Meat Jokes Dirty
- “Why don’t pigs tell dirty jokes? Because they always ‘ham’ it up!”
- “What’s a cow’s idea of a good time? ‘Moo’-ving into your space!”
- “How do cows get dirty? By rolling in the ‘beef’!”
- “I told my butcher a dirty joke, but he didn’t ‘meat’ my expectations.”
- “What’s your favorite part of a steak? The juicy ‘grill’!”
- “I think I’m falling for you… you’re just ‘grill’-ing me!”
- “Why was the steak blushing? Because it was getting a little ‘hot under the collar’.”
- “Did you hear the joke about the sausage? It was a real ‘link’ to a good time!”
- “Why was the pork on the grill so dirty? Because it had ‘bacon’ grease all over!”
- “I’m just a meat lover trying to ‘cut’ to the chase!”
- “I can’t ‘meat’ anyone who’s not into this kind of humor!”
- “What’s the best part about bacon? It’s always sizzling with dirty jokes!”
- “Let’s ‘meat’ at the grill… I promise, things will get hot!”
- “Are you a butcher? Because I feel like I’m being ‘cut’ to pieces!”
- “I’m feeling ‘rare’ today… what about you?”
- “I think we’d make the perfect ‘cut’ together.”
- “You’re sizzling hot like a piece of fresh-off-the-grill bacon.”
- “What do you call a meat lover’s paradise? A ‘beef’-ing fantasy!”
- “What’s a butcher’s favorite workout? The ‘meat’ and greet!”
- “I’m on a roll… a ‘sausage’ roll!”
Best Picks
- “What’s a cow’s idea of a good time? ‘Moo’-ving into your space!”
- “What’s your favorite part of a steak? The juicy ‘grill’!”
- “You’re sizzling hot like a piece of fresh-off-the-grill bacon.”
Short Meat Jokes
- “Why don’t steaks ever argue? They always try to ‘meat’ in the middle.”
- “What’s the best way to cook a steak? Just ‘grill’ it!”
- “You’re ‘beef’-ing up my day with these jokes!”
- “Why do pigs always smile at barbecue parties? They love a good ‘ham’-ber!”
- “What’s a steak’s favorite kind of music? Anything that ‘grills’ the crowd!”
- “The best thing about beef jokes? They never ‘meat’ a bad time!”
- “What do cows like to do after a workout? ‘Moo’-ve on to the next set!”
- “I tried to make a steak joke, but it was ‘too rare’ for anyone to get!”
- “I love steak jokes… they’re always well ‘done’!”
- “Why did the pig sit at the front of the class? Because it was ‘ham’-ing up the lesson!”
- “What did the butcher say when he made a mistake? ‘That’s a ‘cut’ I didn’t mean to make!’”
- “What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? ‘I’m the ‘beef’ in the relationship!’”
- “What did the cow say to the pig? ‘You’re ‘bacon’ me laugh!’”
- “What do cows eat for dessert? A little ‘moo’-tton pie!”
- “I thought I was going to make a steak joke, but it was too rare!”
- “I tried to tell a joke about sausage, but it was too much of a ‘link’!”
- “Why don’t pigs play poker? Because they’re always ‘hogging’ the chips!”
- “I can’t resist a good ‘grill’-tastic joke!”
- “You’ve got me ‘grilled’ under the pressure of your jokes!”
- “I’m ‘beef’-ing up my humor game!”
Best Picks
- “What do cows like to do after a workout? ‘Moo’-ve on to the next set!”
- “I thought I was going to make a steak joke, but it was too rare!”
- “You’ve got me ‘grilled’ under the pressure of your jokes!”
Meat Jokes for Kids
- “What did the cow say at the comedy show? ‘Moo-ve over, I’m ready for my act!’”
- “Why did the pig go to the party? Because it was ‘bacon’ hot!”
- “What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? ‘You’re ‘grillin’ me with laughter!’”
- “Why did the cow sit in the front row at the movie theater? It wanted to be ‘moo’-ved!”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite game? ‘Moo’-re or less!”
- “Why did the butcher become a comedian? Because he was great at ‘cut’-ting jokes!”
- “What did the pig say to the chicken at the barbecue? ‘Let’s ‘ham’ it up!’”
- “What’s a steak’s favorite sport? ‘Grill’-ing!”
- “Why don’t cows make good chefs? They always ‘moo’-ve too slowly!”
- “What did the pig say when it finished its food? ‘I’m all ‘ham’-med up!’”
- “Why did the cow get promoted at work? Because it was ‘moo’-ving up!”
- “Why are cows so good at solving mysteries? They can always ‘moo’-tivate the case!”
- “What do cows like to drink? ‘Moo’-latto!”
- “What do you get when you cross a pig with a computer? A ‘ham’-puter!”
- “Why was the hamburger looking sad? Because it was feeling ‘beef’-less!”
- “What did the pig say when it saw the grill? ‘Bacon is better than ever!’”
- “What’s the pig’s favorite game? Hide-and-‘bacon’!”
- “What did the steak say to the grill? ‘You’re hot!’”
- “What do cows do at a barbecue? ‘Moo’-ve the conversation along!”
- “What’s a cow’s favorite part of the day? When it’s time to ‘moo’-ve!”
Best Picks
- “What did the cow say at the comedy show? ‘Moo-ve over, I’m ready for my act!’”
- “Why did the pig go to the party? Because it was ‘bacon’ hot!”
- “What did the pig say to the chicken at the barbecue? ‘Let’s ‘ham’ it up!’”
