Get ready to harvest some laughs with ‘Iowa Jokes That’ll Make You Say “Oh, Shucks! 🌽😂
If you’re an Iowa native, a fan of cornfields as far as the eye can see, or just love a good Midwest pun, this collection is sure to crack you up like a fresh ear of sweet corn.
From farming funnies to Hawkeye State humor, these jokes are as golden as an Iowa sunset.
So, grab some butter, sit back, and let’s get a-maize-ing with these hilarious Iowa jokes!”
Iowa Jokes One Liners
- I told my friends I was moving to Iowa—they said, “Well, you’re corn to be a hit!”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award in Iowa? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s the Iowa motto? “Live free, or corn die!”
- I once took a road trip across Iowa. It was a-maize-ing!
- What’s Iowa’s favorite type of music? Corn-temporary hits!
- I tried a new corn dish in Iowa. It was ear-resistible!
- Why don’t Iowans ever get lost? They just follow the corn stalks!
- How do Iowans keep track of time? By the cornfield clock!
- I was asked about my favorite thing in Iowa. “Corny jokes,” I said.
- I think Iowa should start a new sport. Cornhole, but only with actual corn!
- Why do Iowa drivers always smile? Because they love a smooth, corn-y ride.
- What’s Iowa’s state bird? The corn chick, of course!
- My Iowa friend was feeling down. I told him to get to the field, it’ll “corn” his spirits!
- Why did the Iowa cow refuse to leave the farm? It was too “moo”-ved to go anywhere else!
- I’m thinking of a Halloween costume. Maybe I’ll go as a cornfield, so I can “stalk” everyone.
- I saw a cornfield at night. It was “ear-ie!”
- Iowa is known for its farms. You could say it’s a-maize-ing!
- Why don’t Iowans ever get bored? Because they’re always at a corn-ival!
- What’s the best thing about living in Iowa? I can always “leaf” my worries behind.
Best Picks:
- “Why don’t Iowans ever get lost? They just follow the corn stalks!“
- “I think Iowa should start a new sport. Cornhole, but only with actual corn!“
Short Iowa Jokes
- What’s Iowa’s favorite type of clothing? Corn-fetti!
- Why did the Iowa farmer go to therapy? He had too many stalks in his life.
- What does an Iowa corn stalk use for dating? Corn-nections!
- What’s a popular Iowa snack? Corn chips, obviously!
- Iowa is famous for its farm-to-table food, but I prefer corn on the cob-to-plate!
- How do Iowans stay in shape? By running through cornfields!
- How do Iowa cows greet each other? Moo-ving in for a chat!
- What’s a good Iowa way to clear your head? Take a stroll through a cornfield.
- Where do Iowa farmers go for a vacation? Corn-ered market!
- I asked an Iowa farmer if he could help me with my corn problem. He said, “It’s all a-maize-ing!”
- What does the Iowa farmer say to the wind? You’re really pushing my crops around!
- What do you call a cow in Iowa with a hat? A moo-dy farmer!
- What’s an Iowan’s favorite drink? Corn-tini!
- Why don’t Iowans need to memorize directions? They just go down the corn road!
- What’s Iowa’s favorite vegetable? Corn, obviously!
- I heard Iowa is home to the world’s best jokes. They’re corny but good!
- What do you get when you mix Iowa with humor? Corny jokes, naturally!
- What do Iowans call a party? A corn-ival!
- What’s the best way to make a laugh in Iowa? Tell a corn-y joke!
Best Picks:
- “Iowa is famous for its farm-to-table food, but I prefer corn on the cob-to-plate!“
- “What’s Iowa’s favorite type of clothing? Corn-fetti!“
Iowa Jokes for Adults
- Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in farming!
- What did the corn say to the Iowa farmer? “You’re a-maize-ing, don’t let the stalks get you down!”
- Iowa is so quiet at night. It’s like the corn is keeping all the secrets.
- Why do farmers in Iowa love the gym? They want to grow strong, like their crops.
- I went to a cornfield party last night. It was a-maize-ing!
- How do Iowans enjoy their downtime? By getting lost in a corn maze!
- I asked my Iowa friend what he did all day. He said, “I spent it getting stalked by my own crops!”
- What’s the best part of Iowa? The corn is always “ear-resistible!”
- Why did the Iowa farmer break up with his girlfriend? She was too corny for him!
- What does an Iowa farmer do when he’s feeling down? He works on his field of dreams.
- I heard Iowa’s farmers have a strong bond. They’ve got great “roots!”
- Iowa is known for corn, but I still think it needs more “roots” in the comedy scene.
- What did the cow say in Iowa when asked about her day? “Just moo-ving along, nothing too corn-ventional.”
- Why do Iowa farmers get into debates so much? They love a good “field” of arguments.
- You know you’re in Iowa when the most popular vehicle is a tractor, not a car!
- Why did the corn stalk break up with the farmer? It needed some space—too many stalks in its life!
- I told an Iowa farmer a joke about corn. He didn’t laugh, but I think it’s because it went over his head.
- Why don’t Iowans drink coffee? Because they’re already “wired” from the corn!
- Iowa is a great place to relax and find humor in the little things. Like a field of corn full of jokes!
Best Picks:
- “Why do farmers in Iowa love the gym? They want to grow strong, like their crops.“
- “Iowa is so quiet at night. It’s like the corn is keeping all the secrets.“
Dirty Iowa Jokes
- Iowa’s cornfields aren’t the only thing that’s growing. I mean, just look at the crops!
- What did the Iowa farmer say when asked about his love life? “It’s all about finding the right crop, if you know what I mean!”
- Why did the Iowa farmer turn on the sprinkler? To water his “roots”… and his imagination!
- I hear Iowa is the best place for a little “field” play. Especially when things start getting corn-y!
- What did the Iowa farmer do when he found a hot date? He took her to his favorite “corn-er!”
- Why are the cows in Iowa so happy? Because they get “moo-ving” a lot more than just their milk!
- I went to an Iowa farm and saw a little “corn” growing. Maybe it was growing in all the right places.
- What did the farmer do when he found a cute cow? He asked, “You wanna see my field of dreams?”
- Why did the Iowan farmer take his boots off? He didn’t want to get them stuck in the “muddy” situation!
- I think Iowa’s “nightlife” is a bit too hot to handle. Especially in those cornfields!
- I hear the best “kisses” come from Iowa farmers. You know… the ones that are fresh out of the corn!
- Why do Iowa farmers make great lovers? Because they really know how to plant and grow their love!
- What do Iowa farmers do on date night? They go out to see the “crop of the day!”
- The corn in Iowa is hot. It must be the climate, or maybe it’s just the farm’s “heat!”
- Why are Iowa’s nights so romantic? Because you can “stalk” anyone under the moonlight!
- Iowa’s cornfields are great for more than just farming. A little fun in the field goes a long way!
- What did the Iowa farmer say to his lover in the middle of the night? “Let’s get lost in the corn together.”
- Why do Iowa couples make the best match? Because their love grows as fast as corn in the sun!
- Ever seen an Iowa farmer in love? It’s like watching corn sprout in the spring.
Best Picks:
- “What did the Iowa farmer do when he found a hot date? He took her to his favorite ‘corn-er!’“
- “Why do Iowa farmers make great lovers? Because they really know how to plant and grow their love!“
Best Iowa Jokes
- Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in farming!
- What’s Iowa’s most successful job? Corn-stant agriculture!
- What do you call a cow that works for Iowa’s state government? A moo-litia!
- I told my friends I wanted to be a farmer in Iowa. They said I’d “grow” into it.
- Why don’t Iowans ever get bored? They always find something to “corn” around with.
- What’s an Iowa farmer’s favorite accessory? A corn-on-the-cob holder!
- How does Iowa keep its corn fields in shape? By exercising its “stalks.”
- Why did the farmer bring his tractor to the party? He wanted to make sure it was “grounded!”
- I asked an Iowa farmer for a joke. He said, “Sorry, I’m too busy “planting” some humor!”
- Why are Iowa jokes the best? Because they’re always fresh, just like corn on the cob!
- How did the Iowa football team get better? They started “growing” their game, just like crops!
- Why don’t Iowans make bad jokes? Because they’re always so “corny!”
- What did the Iowa farmer say to his sheep? “Time to get “baa-ck” to work!”
- I asked an Iowa farmer what he thought of a corn pun. He said it was “ear-resistible!”
- What do you call a cornfield after a heavy rain? A “muddy” corn-storm!
- Iowa doesn’t just grow corn; it grows great humor. It’s all part of the harvest!
- What do Iowans do for fun? They make corn-tastic jokes!
- I told an Iowa joke at dinner last night. It was corny, but everyone loved it.
- The best thing about Iowa? Corn, jokes, and everything in between!
Best Picks:
- “What do you call a cow that works for Iowa’s state government? A moo-litia!“
- “Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in farming!“
Iowa Jokes for Kids
- What did the corn say to the farmer? “You’re a-maize-ing!”
- Why did the Iowa cow go to school? To get a little “moo”-tivation!
- What do you call a cow who loves to play soccer? A goal-kicker!
- Why don’t cows in Iowa use social media? Because they don’t want to be “moo-ted” online!
- How did the Iowa farmer keep his crops entertained? He told them corny jokes!
- Why do cows make great stand-up comedians? Because they always know how to “moo-ve” the crowd!
- What’s Iowa’s favorite candy? Corn syrup!
- Why did the Iowa farmer always tell the best jokes? He had plenty of “corny” material!
- What’s a baby cow called in Iowa? A calf with a sense of humor!
- How do Iowans cheer on their team? With a loud “corn-chant!”
- What’s an Iowa farmer’s favorite fruit? Corn on the cob!
- What did the farmer’s wife say when he brought home too much corn? “You’re ear-resistible!”
- How did the Iowa dog greet the farmer? “Arf, time for some “corn”!
- What did the Iowa kid say when he saw corn? “Yum! Can’t wait to eat that cob!”
- Why do Iowans love their pets? Because they’re always “paw-some” at making friends!
- Why do Iowans always do well at school? Because they’re used to “stalk-ing” answers!
- How did the Iowa student study for his exam? By reviewing all the corn-tricks!
- What do you call a happy Iowa cow? A moo-ver and shaker!
- What did the Iowa kid do on the farm? Made jokes that “stalk-ed” his friends!
Best Picks:
- “What’s Iowa’s favorite candy? Corn syrup!“
- “Why did the Iowa cow go to school? To get a little ‘moo’-tivation!“
Iowa Football Jokes
- Why did the Iowa football team love playing in the cornfield? Because they could always “stalk” their opponents!
- What’s Iowa’s favorite football move? The corn-dance touchdown!
- Why is Iowa’s football team so good? They’ve got plenty of corn-field advantage!
- What do Iowa football players eat before a big game? Corn on the victory cob!
- How did the Iowa team score? They made a corn-field goal!
- What’s the Iowa football motto? “We don’t just play, we ‘stalk’ the competition!”
- Why do Iowa football players never get tired? Because they’ve been running through cornfields their whole lives!
- How do Iowa football teams keep their spirits high? They keep a “corn”y attitude on the field!
- Why did the Iowa coach bring corn to the game? To “corn-er” the competition!
- What’s Iowa’s secret to winning games? Their playbook is full of corn-y plays!
- What do Iowa football players wear on the field? Corn-tastic uniforms!
- What did the Iowa player say before a touchdown? “Time to ‘corn’ some points!”
- Why did the Iowa football team do so well? Because they’re always in “corn”ition!
- How did the Iowa team prepare for a tough game? By practicing their “corn-cuts!”
- Why are Iowa football games always full of energy? Because they’re powered by corn!
- What’s the Iowa football team’s biggest challenge? Getting through the corn-field of competition!
- How do Iowa football teams stay sharp? By “corn-ing” their moves!
- What did the Iowa player say about his performance? “I’m on fire, just like Iowa corn!”
- Why did Iowa football players get a trophy? For being “corny but champions!”
Best Picks:
- “What do Iowa football players eat before a big game? Corn on the victory cob!“
- “How did the Iowa team score? They made a corn-field goal!“
Iowa State Fair Jokes
- What’s the most popular ride at the Iowa State Fair? The Corn-roller coaster!
- Why do Iowans love the State Fair? Because it’s full of corn-y fun!
- What did the Iowa farmer win at the State Fair? A ribbon for his “ear-resistible” corn!
- What’s the best snack at the Iowa State Fair? Corn on the cob, naturally!
- Why do people love the Iowa State Fair? Because it’s a-maize-ing!
- How do Iowans celebrate at the State Fair? With corny jokes and farm-fresh fun!
- What did the Iowa farmer bring to the fair? His award-winning corn stalks!
- Why don’t cows go to the Iowa State Fair? Because they’re too busy being moo-dels!
- What’s the best competition at the Iowa State Fair? The corny joke contest!
- What did the Iowa State Fair say to the crowd? “Let’s ‘corn’ around!”
- What did the Iowa kid win at the fair? A corn trophy for best joke!
- Why do cornfields get so much attention at the State Fair? Because they’ve got all the “ears”!
- What’s the favorite game at the Iowa State Fair? Corn-toss!
- What’s Iowa’s most famous dish at the fair? Corn fritters, of course!
- Why are State Fair prizes so fun? Because they’re full of “corn-y” joy!
- How does the Iowa fair compare to others? It’s corn-tastically fun!
- What did the Iowa farmer do at the fair? Show off his prize-winning crops and make corn-y jokes!
- What’s the best part of the Iowa State Fair? Everything corn-related!
- How do you know you’re at the Iowa State Fair? When everything is covered in corn!
Best Picks:
- “What’s the most popular ride at the Iowa State Fair? The Corn-roller coaster!“
- “Why do Iowans love the State Fair? Because it’s full of corn-y fun!“
Iowa Jokes One Liners (continued)
- What do Iowa cows do on weekends? They enjoy a little moo-vie time!
- I tried to play hide and seek in an Iowa cornfield. Turns out, I was “corn-ed” into losing.
- I heard Iowa is the best place for a weekend getaway. It’s “corn-tastic” all year round!
- Iowa’s cornfields aren’t just for farming. They’re a-maize-ing for corn-related activities.
- Why did the corn farmer go to the comedy club? Because he wanted to hear some “stalk”-busters.
- My Iowa vacation was perfect. I got to “ear” everything in corn country!
- Iowa’s weather is unpredictable. But the corn is always “right on the stalk!”
- I told an Iowa farmer a joke. He said, “That’s a-maize-ing!”
- Iowans have the best puns. They can make any “corny” joke sound amazing.
- The Iowan party was fun. We played “cornhole” until the cows came home!
- What’s the best way to experience Iowa? Get lost in the corn maze of laughter.
- Why do Iowans love camping? Because they get to “corn” their friends with jokes!
- How do Iowa cows flirt? They say, “Moo-ve over, let me show you my ‘field’ of dreams!”
- Why was the corn farmer so happy? He was finally “ear-ing” the rewards of his work!
- I heard Iowa farmers have the best secrets. They’re all “corn”fidential.
- Iowa’s favorite type of music? “Ear-resistible” country tunes!
- Why do Iowans love the fall? It’s when the corn stalks are at their peak “corn-tent.”
- What does a corn stalk say when it wins an award? “I’m ‘stalk’-tacular!”
- Iowa’s roads are always quiet. Because they’re filled with “corn”ers.
Best Picks:
- “Iowa’s weather is unpredictable. But the corn is always ‘right on the stalk!’“
- “What’s the best way to experience Iowa? Get lost in the corn maze of laughter.“
Short Iowa Jokes (continued)
- Why do cows love being in Iowa? Because they get to “moo-ve” to the best spots!
- Why did the Iowa farmer stop telling jokes? Because they were “corny” beyond belief!
- I think Iowa should host a comedy show. It’ll be full of “corny” one-liners!
- Why did the Iowa football team get together for dinner? They were ready for some “corn-fed” fun.
- What’s the best way to get a laugh in Iowa? By cracking a “corny” joke or two!
- Why do Iowans always have fun? Because they’re experts at “corny” humor!
- What’s Iowa’s state motto? “Live free and laugh with corn-y jokes!”
- Why did the Iowa farmer move to the city? He thought the “corn-er” office job might be a good fit.
- What do Iowans do when they want a good time? They get together and share corn-y jokes.
- Why are Iowa cows so funny? Because they love to “moo-ve” the crowd with jokes.
- What’s Iowa’s official snack? Corn, with a side of puns!
- What’s the most popular joke in Iowa? Anything corn-related!
- What did the farmer say to his crops? “You’re looking ‘ear-resistible’ today!”
- Why did the Iowa farmer win an award? Because he had the best “corny” humor.
- What did the Iowa cow say when it won a prize? “I’m just here for the ‘moo’-nificent jokes!”
- Why is corn so important to Iowa? Because it brings the most “ear-resistible” jokes!
- Why did the Iowa farmer stay up all night? He had too many “corny” jokes to share.
- What’s the best way to make an Iowa cow laugh? Tell her a “moo-ving” story!
- Why did the Iowa farmer wear sunglasses? Because he had to “stalk” the sun for hours!
Best Picks:
- “What’s the best way to get a laugh in Iowa? By cracking a ‘corny’ joke or two!“
- “Why did the Iowa farmer move to the city? He thought the ‘corn-er’ office job might be a good fit.“
Iowa Jokes for Adults (continued)
- What did the Iowa farmer say to his partner? “Let’s ‘stalk’ our love life!”
- Why did the Iowa couple break up? They were in a “corn-y” relationship!
- What’s the secret to a happy life in Iowa? Corn, cows, and plenty of laughs!
- What did the Iowa farmer do when he felt down? He planted more corn and told corny jokes to feel better.
- Why do Iowa farmers make great lovers? Because they know how to “plant” love!
- How do Iowa couples keep their romance alive? By taking moonlit walks through the cornfields.
- Why do Iowa farmers love the fall? Because it’s harvest time, and love is in the “corn-er!”
- What did the Iowa farmer say to his wife on their anniversary? “You’re the corniest thing that’s ever happened to me!”
- Why do Iowa lovers prefer farming? Because they know the best way to “cultivate” love.
- Why are Iowa relationships so strong? They’re “rooted” in the heart of the cornfield.
- What did the Iowa farmer say when asked about his love life? “It’s all about the right “stalk!”
- What’s the best date night in Iowa? A sunset stroll through the cornfield!
- Why do Iowa farmers always keep their partners happy? Because they know how to “till” the soil of love!
- Why was the Iowa farmer so successful in love? Because he always “planted” the right seeds.
- Why do Iowa farmers bring humor into their relationships? Because love and laughter grow well together.
- Why did the Iowa farmer make corny jokes at dinner? Because humor was the “crop” of the night!
- What do Iowa farmers do when they’re feeling romantic? They share corny jokes and a sunset walk through the corn.
- What’s Iowa’s secret to a long-lasting relationship? Corn, cows, and plenty of jokes!
- Why did the Iowa couple spend so much time together? Because their love was “corn-erstone” strong!
Best Picks:
- “Why do Iowa farmers make great lovers? Because they know how to ‘plant’ love!“
- “Why are Iowa relationships so strong? They’re ‘rooted’ in the heart of the cornfield.“
Dirty Iowa Jokes (continued)
- What did the Iowa farmer say to his date? “Let’s take a trip to the cornfield and see if we can “stalk” something exciting!”
- I heard that Iowa has some of the best private cornfields. They’re perfect for “stalking” your date.
- What did the Iowa farmer say to his crops? “You’re looking good tonight, let’s make it a “field” of dreams.”
- I think Iowa needs more adult humor. It’s all about keeping things “corny” in the right ways.
- Why are Iowa cornfields great for date nights? Because they’re “ear-resistible” for a little alone time!
- What’s the most fun thing to do in an Iowa cornfield? It’s all about the “corny” fun after dark.
- What do Iowa farmers do at night? They “stalk” the corn and share corny jokes!
- Why do Iowa farmers always take their dates to the field? Because they love some “corny” fun in the stalks.
- What did the Iowa farmer say when he found his true love? “You’re the ‘stalk’ I’ve been looking for!”
- How did the Iowa farmer surprise his wife? By planting a “love” patch in the middle of the cornfield.
- Why do Iowa farmers love dirty jokes? Because they always know how to “stalk” your attention!
- Why did the Iowa farmer bring a ladder to the cornfield? He wanted to reach the “top” of the stalks for some extra fun!
- What’s Iowa’s idea of an exciting date night? A “stalk” through the corn under the stars.
- I hear the best place for a secret date in Iowa is the cornfield. Just remember to be “stalk-tacular!”
- What do Iowa farmers do on their honeymoon? They go to the cornfield for a little “stalk” and relaxation.
- Why is Iowa’s romantic scene so much fun? Because every date is an opportunity for “corny” fun!
- What’s the best way to spice up a date in Iowa? Go for a “corn-y” walk and enjoy the stalky atmosphere.
- What did the Iowa farmer do after a successful date? He shared some corny jokes and “stalk”ed his love!
- Why are Iowa cornfields so good for romance? They’re full of “ear-resistible” charm!
Best Picks:
- “What did the Iowa farmer say to his date? ‘Let’s take a trip to the cornfield and see if we can “stalk” something exciting!’“
- “What’s Iowa’s idea of an exciting date night? A ‘stalk’ through the corn under the stars.“
Best Iowa Jokes (continued)
- Why did the Iowa farmer keep a secret? Because it was “corn”-fidential.
- What’s Iowa’s idea of a great time? A visit to the cornfield with some “ear-resistible” jokes.
- How did the Iowa farmer win his award? By being “stalk”-tacular at corn-growing.
- What do Iowa farmers do during the off-season? They’re busy telling “corny” jokes!
- Why do Iowa farmers never go hungry? Because they always have a good “corn”y meal!
- What did the Iowa kid say when they saw the corn maze? “That’s so ‘corny,’ I’m getting lost in it!”
- Why did the Iowa farmer say his crops were great? Because they were “corn-tastically” grown!
- How does Iowa keep people entertained? With endless “corn”y jokes!
- Why did the Iowa farmer love to joke around? Because he always “stalk-ed” the funniest material.
- Why is the Iowa corn harvest the best? Because the jokes are always “corn-tastic.”
- What did the Iowa cow say when asked about the jokes? “I’m just here for the ‘moo’-tivational humor!”
- How did Iowa make sure everyone had fun? By telling a ton of “corn-y” jokes.
- What did the Iowa farmer say at the party? “Let’s keep it ‘corny’ and fun!”
- Why did the Iowa farmer think his life was perfect? Because everything was “corny” and great!
- Why do Iowa farmers get the best harvests? Because they’re always “stalking” their success.
- What’s Iowa’s best-kept secret? The “corn” jokes that never get old.
- What do you call an Iowa farmer who’s always happy? “Corny” and proud of it!
- Why do Iowa farmers love the holidays? Because it’s time to celebrate with some “corny” cheer.
Best Picks:
- “Why did the Iowa farmer keep a secret? Because it was ‘corn’-fidential.“
- “What do Iowa farmers do during the off-season? They’re busy telling ‘corny’ jokes!“
Iowa Jokes for Kids (continued)
- Why did the corn refuse to hang out with the tomato? Because the corn was too “stalk-y” for the tomato’s taste!
- What’s Iowa’s favorite game? Corn “toss” in the backyard!
- Why did the Iowa kid love the corn maze? Because they couldn’t get enough of the “corny” fun!
- What do you call a baby cow in Iowa? A “moo-little” jokester!
- How does Iowa keep its farmers entertained? By throwing the best “corn-y” joke contests!
- Why do Iowans always get the best jokes? Because they’re born and bred in a corn-filled state of humor!
- What’s the secret to Iowa kids’ laughter? A steady supply of “corny” jokes.
- What did the Iowa farmer say to his animals? “You’re the most ‘corn-y’ crew I know!”
- Why do Iowa kids love summer? Because it’s “corn”y fun and filled with jokes!
- Why did the Iowa boy bring corn to school? To “stalk” the best grade!
- What did the Iowa girl say to the cornfield? “You’re the ‘ear-resistible’ part of the adventure!”
- Why was the Iowa dog so excited? Because he loved corn and corny jokes!
- Why did the Iowa kid join the farming club? To “grow” some jokes, just like the corn.
- What did the Iowa teacher say to her class? “You’re all ‘stalk-ing’ your way to success!”
- How did Iowa kids win at hide and seek? They were always hidden in the “corn-er.”
- Why did the Iowa farmer’s kids love school? Because they were “corn-y” smart!
- What did the Iowa girl say about the corn maze? “It’s ‘stalk’-tacular!”
- Why did the Iowa boy bring his lunch to the field? To have a “corn”-y picnic!
- Why do Iowa kids have the best jokes? Because they’re always “corn-ing” up new ones!
Best Picks:
- “What do you call a baby cow in Iowa? A ‘moo-little’ jokester!“
- “Why did the Iowa boy bring corn to school? To ‘stalk’ the best grade!“
