Hop into the holiday spirit with ‘Easter Humor: The Funniest Jokes to Share with Family!
If you’re cracking open an egg hunt, enjoying a festive feast, or just looking for some lighthearted fun, these jokes are perfect for the whole family.
From egg-cellent puns to bunny-themed laughs, this collection will have everyone giggling around the Easter table.
So, grab your Easter basket, gather your loved ones, and get ready to spread joy and laughter with these egg-stra funny jokes!
Easter Jokes for Adults
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
- What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-karrot gold.
- Why don’t Easter eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
- What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so good at math? Because he was great at egg-sponents!
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? With hare care products!
- What do you call a rabbit who can sing? Elvis Parsley!
- Why did the Easter Bunny go to school? To get egg-ucated!
- What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
- Why don’t Easter eggs ever get a promotion? Because they always crack under pressure!
- What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
- Why did the Easter egg sit on the computer? To keep an eye on its web browser!
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, of course!
- Why did the Easter Bunny wear a tuxedo? Because he was going to an egg-stravaganza!
- What do you call a grumpy Easter Bunny? A bad hare day!
- How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He hops on a trampoline!
- What did the egg say to the boiling water? “You crack me up!”
- Why did the Easter Bunny refuse to work? He was too egg-hausted!
- What does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast? Eggs and toast with bunny jam!
- Why are Easter eggs so good at keeping secrets? Because they’re always cracking codes!
Best Picks
- “Why don’t Easter eggs ever get a promotion? Because they always crack under pressure!”
- “What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!”
- “Why was the Easter Bunny so good at math? Because he was great at egg-sponents!”
Easter Jokes One-Liners
- I’m so egg-cited for Easter, I could hop for joy!
- Easter eggs are just like love—they’re cracked open to find something sweet inside.
- The Easter Bunny is so egg-cellent, he’s always hopping into my heart.
- I tried to make a salad for Easter, but it ended up being an egg-cellent failure.
- Easter: the only time it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket!
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To hop into your heart.
- If I told you an Easter joke, you’d probably crack up!
- The Easter Bunny is the egg-spert in hopping into action!
- Easter brings all the eggs-tra fun we need.
- Let’s give a hoppy Easter shout-out to the Bunny!
- An Easter egg a day keeps the bunny hopping my way.
- Easter jokes? Just eggs-pect the puns!
- If you can’t find the Easter Bunny, you’re probably just not hopping enough.
- The only thing sweeter than Easter eggs? Easter jokes!
- I’d tell you an egg joke, but it might crack you up.
- The Easter Bunny loves pun-ishing people with good jokes!
- Easter is egg-sactly what I needed today.
- Don’t be shy—crack open an Easter joke!
- Easter eggs are egg-straordinary at hiding the humor.
- Hop in and enjoy some bunny business with these Easter jokes!
Best Picks
- “Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To hop into your heart.”
- “Easter eggs are just like love—they’re cracked open to find something sweet inside.”
- “Easter jokes? Just eggs-pect the puns!”
Easter Jokes in French
- Pourquoi les œufs de Pâques ne peuvent-ils jamais garder de secrets? Parce qu’ils finissent toujours par craquer!
- Comment s’appelle le lapin de Pâques quand il a froid? Un lapin glacé!
- Pourquoi les œufs adorent-ils Pâques? Parce que c’est la saison des œufs en chocolat!
- Que dit le lapin de Pâques quand il trouve un œuf? “Egg-traordinaire!”
- Quel est l’animal préféré du lapin de Pâques? Le poisson, pour les œufs de poisson!
- Que fait un œuf de Pâques quand il se sent déprimé? Il se met en coque!
- Comment appelle-t-on un lapin qui a mal aux dents? Un lapin dentiste!
- Que fait le lapin de Pâques avec les œufs? Il les peint en couleurs!
- Quel est le plat préféré du lapin de Pâques? Les œufs brouillés!
- Pourquoi les œufs sont-ils les meilleurs comédiens? Parce qu’ils ont toujours des bons jeux de mots!
- Pourquoi les lapins aiment-ils faire des blagues? Parce qu’ils sont toujours prêts à bondir!
- Que dit un œuf quand il rencontre un autre œuf? “On fait une omelette ensemble?”
- Quel est le comble pour un œuf de Pâques? C’est d’être trop cuit!
- Pourquoi le lapin a-t-il de bons réflexes? Parce qu’il est toujours prêt à sauter!
- Quel est le dessert préféré du lapin de Pâques? Les cupcakes à l’œuf!
- Pourquoi l’œuf de Pâques était-il triste? Parce qu’il était cassé!
- Qu’est-ce qu’un œuf dit après avoir été peint? “Je suis egg-cellent!”
- Pourquoi le lapin adore-t-il les carottes? Parce qu’elles sont toutes fraîches!
- Comment appelle-t-on un œuf trop vieux? Un œuf de Pâques périmé!
- Quel est le sport préféré du lapin? Le saut en hauteur!
Best Picks
- “Pourquoi les œufs de Pâques ne peuvent-ils jamais garder de secrets? Parce qu’ils finissent toujours par craquer!”
- “Que fait un œuf de Pâques quand il se sent déprimé? Il se met en coque!”
- “Pourquoi les lapins aiment-ils faire des blagues? Parce qu’ils sont toujours prêts à bondir!”
Easter Bunny Jokes for Adults
- What does the Easter Bunny do after a long day of work? He hops into bed and takes a carrot nap!
- Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pencil to the party? To draw some attention!
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the chicken? “You’re eggs-traordinary!”
- Why is the Easter Bunny so popular at parties? Because he knows how to hop to it!
- How did the Easter Bunny end his speech? With a hoppin’ good punchline!
- What do you call a rabbit who loves to play music? A hop star!
- Why did the Easter Bunny start a podcast? To share his egg-cellent ideas with the world!
- How did the Easter Bunny stay in shape? By hopping on his egg-celent trampoline!
- What did the Easter Bunny use to pay for his groceries? A chocolate credit card!
- How does the Easter Bunny keep track of his schedule? He uses a hop calendar!
- Why don’t Easter Bunnies ever fight? Because they prefer to hop over the problems!
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite snack? Carrot cake!
- Why does the Easter Bunny always carry a map? Because he never wants to get lost in a rabbit hole!
- How do you know if the Easter Bunny is at your party? You’ll hear him hop to it!
- Why do Easter Bunnies love to socialize? Because they’re always looking for a hare-raising time!
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Hoppin’ and boppin’!
- Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the party? To hop to new heights!
- What does the Easter Bunny do for relaxation? He gets a carrot massage!
- Why did the Easter Bunny stop by the bakery? To pick up some hop-tarts!
- What do you call a sneaky Easter Bunny? A hare-raising spy!
Best Picks
- “What did the Easter Bunny say to the chicken? ‘You’re eggs-traordinary!'”
- “Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the party? To hop to new heights!”
- “What do you call a sneaky Easter Bunny? A hare-raising spy!”
Easter Jokes Reddit
- What did the Easter Bunny post on Reddit? A picture of his egg-cellent new outfit!
- Why did the Easter Bunny start a Reddit thread? To get some “hoppy” feedback!
- What do you call a Reddit post about Easter? An egg-stra special topic!
- Why do Easter Bunnies love Reddit? Because they can hop from one thread to another!
- How does the Easter Bunny handle negative Reddit comments? He just hops over them!
- What’s the most popular subreddit on Easter? r/EasterEggs – full of cracked jokes!
- Why did the Easter Bunny comment on a Reddit thread? To add his two cents and a carrot!
- What did the Easter Bunny post on r/aww? A picture of his fluffy tail!
- Why is the Easter Bunny always on Reddit? He loves to hop into discussions!
- What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite type of Reddit post? Anything with a “hoppy” ending!
- Why did the Easter Bunny get banned on Reddit? For cracking too many egg-cellent jokes!
- What do Redditors say to the Easter Bunny? “You’ve cracked the code of humor!”
- Why do Easter Bunnies love upvotes? Because they hop up the ranks!
- What was the Easter Bunny’s first Reddit post? “How to make egg-cellent jokes 101.”
- What do you get if you post an Easter joke on Reddit? A lot of carrot-loving fans!
- How does the Easter Bunny deal with online trolls? He hops away and doesn’t get caught in their web!
- Why did the Easter Bunny create a Reddit AMA? Because he was ready to answer some hare-raising questions!
- How did the Easter Bunny break the internet? By posting a viral egg joke!
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s most liked Reddit comment? “Hop on over for some egg-cellent humor!”
- Why is the Easter Bunny always smiling on Reddit? Because he knows his jokes are egg-stra funny!
Best Picks
- “Why did the Easter Bunny start a Reddit thread? To get some ‘hoppy’ feedback!”
- “What was the Easter Bunny’s first Reddit post? ‘How to make egg-cellent jokes 101.'”
- “What’s the Easter Bunny’s most liked Reddit comment? ‘Hop on over for some egg-cellent humor!'”
Funny Jesus Easter Jokes
- Why did Jesus refuse to tell jokes at the Last Supper? Because he didn’t want to be crucified for bad humor!
- What’s Jesus’ favorite type of music at Easter? Resurrecting rock ‘n’ roll!
- Why did Jesus bring bread and wine to Easter brunch? Because he knew it was going to be a “holy” meal!
- What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Easter party? “Let’s toast to new beginnings!”
- Why does Jesus love Easter so much? Because it’s the ultimate comeback story!
- Why was Jesus so good at Easter jokes? Because he always knew how to “raise” the stakes!
- What do you call a resurrection joke? A “rise” to the occasion!
- What did Jesus say after he performed his first miracle? “Now that’s what I call a good wine!”
- Why did Jesus not need a GPS on Easter? He always knew the way, even to the cross!
- What did Jesus say to the Roman soldiers? “You can’t cross me!”
- Why is Jesus so great at jokes? Because he’s always up for a resurrection of humor!
- What did the disciples say after the resurrection? “You’re not just rising; you’re rising with humor!”
- Why did Jesus skip the eggs at Easter? Because he knew the real gift was life!
- What did the disciples give Jesus for his resurrection? A standing ovation and a round of applause!
- How did Jesus celebrate Easter? By turning water into wine and cracking a few jokes!
- What was Jesus’ favorite Easter candy? Resurrection Eggs!
- Why did Jesus forgive Peter after the denial? Because he knew he was egg-cellent at second chances!
- What did Jesus say to his disciples after the resurrection? “Let’s not cross any more lines!”
- Why didn’t Jesus ever run out of jokes? Because his humor was divine!
- What did Jesus do after telling a great joke? He “raised” the roof!
Best Picks
- “Why did Jesus refuse to tell jokes at the Last Supper? Because he didn’t want to be crucified for bad humor!”
- “What do you call a resurrection joke? A ‘rise’ to the occasion!”
- “Why did Jesus skip the eggs at Easter? Because he knew the real gift was life!”
Funny Jokes
- Why don’t skeletons ever tell jokes? They don’t have the guts!
- What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room!
- What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- Why can’t you give Elsa from Frozen a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Eve!
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
- Why don’t eggs ever tell secrets? Because they might crack up!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A necktarine!
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Best Picks
- “Why don’t skeletons ever tell jokes? They don’t have the guts!”
- “What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”
- “How do you organize a space party? You planet!”
Easter Jokes for Kids
- Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pencil to the party? To draw some attention!
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!
- How do you know when the Easter Bunny is around? You hear him hopping and skipping!
- What did the Easter egg say to the rabbit? “I’m egg-cited to see you!”
- Why did the Easter Bunny wear a tuxedo? Because he was going to an egg-stravaganza!
- What do you call an Easter egg that’s gone bad? A rotten egg!
- What did the Easter egg say to the other egg? “Let’s stick together and not crack under pressure!”
- What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
- Why did the Easter Bunny sit on the computer? Because he wanted to keep an eye on his eggs!
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur so neat? With hare spray!
- What do you call a rabbit who loves vegetables? A carrot-top bunny!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so good at school? Because he was egg-cellent at everything!
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Bunny hopping!
- What did the Easter Bunny say when asked what’s his favorite thing about Easter? “Eggs-tra chocolate!”
- What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
- What did the Easter egg say to the other? “You crack me up!”
- Why was the Easter Bunny so tired? Because he had been hopping all day!
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion!
- Why did the Easter Bunny bring an umbrella? Because it was going to rain eggs!
- How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? By hopping around the neighborhood!
Best Picks
- “Why did the Easter Bunny wear a tuxedo? Because he was going to an egg-stravaganza!”
- “What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!”
- “Why did the Easter Bunny bring an umbrella? Because it was going to rain eggs!”
Christian Easter Jokes
- Why did Jesus break bread at the Last Supper? To show everyone how to “break” out of old habits!
- What’s Jesus’ favorite Easter candy? Resurrection Eggs!
- How did the disciples react when Jesus returned? They were “egg-cited” to see him alive!
- What do you call a story about Jesus’ resurrection? A “rise” to the occasion!
- What did the apostles eat after the resurrection? Fish and “holy” bread!
- How do we know Jesus has a great sense of humor? Because he was always raising spirits!
- Why did Jesus tell his disciples a joke? To give them something to “resurrect” their spirits!
- What’s Jesus’ favorite part of Easter? The resurrection, of course!
- Why did the Romans crucify Jesus? Because they couldn’t handle his heavenly humor!
- Why did Jesus always bring humor to tough times? Because laughter is the best medicine!
- How did the apostles feel after Jesus resurrected? They were totally “lifted” in spirit!
- Why did Jesus keep making jokes? Because laughter is a gift from God!
- What did the disciples do when they saw Jesus again? They rose to the occasion!
- Why does Easter feel so amazing? Because it’s a time of resurrection, both physically and spiritually!
- What did the disciples say to Jesus after he resurrected? “You truly are the way, the truth, and the laughter!”
- What kind of music does Jesus listen to on Easter? Resurrection rock!
- Why is the Easter resurrection joke so important? Because it’s the ultimate “rising” joke!
- Why did Jesus say Easter was a time of joy? Because we are all “resurrected” by his love!
- Why did the disciples bring jokes to the resurrection? Because they knew laughter would be the best way to celebrate!
- What did Jesus tell his disciples after his resurrection? “Let’s laugh and spread joy, for I am risen!”
Best Picks
- “What do you call a story about Jesus’ resurrection? A ‘rise’ to the occasion!”
- “Why did Jesus tell his disciples a joke? To give them something to ‘resurrect’ their spirits!”
- “What did the disciples say to Jesus after he resurrected? ‘You truly are the way, the truth, and the laughter!'”
