Wrestling fans know that the action in the ring isn’t just limited to suplexes and body slams; it also includes some hilarious wordplay!
If you’re looking for a way to bring some levity into your wrestling discussions or just want to impress your friends with your witty puns, you’re in the right place.
If you’re a fan of WWE or indie wrestling, these puns are sure to make your day.
So, grab your favorite title belt, and get ready for some belly laughs as we dive into these pun-filled knockouts!
Wrestling Puns Short
- Why don’t wrestlers ever tell secrets? Because they always get “bodyslammed” out!
- What do you call a wrestler who’s always on time? A “champ” at punctuality.
- What did the wrestler say to his opponent? “You’re going down, it’s a “clothesline” situation!”
- Why did the wrestler become a gardener? Because he’s great at “planting” opponents!
- Why did the wrestler refuse to retire? Because he couldn’t stop “wrestling” with the idea.
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite type of math? “Addition” – they always want more.
- Why did the wrestler become a baker? He had a knack for “kneading” the dough!
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite song? “SmackDown” by the Rolling Stones.
- Why did the wrestler always bring a ladder to work? To “climb” to success!
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite holiday? “Christmas Smackdown” – they love getting gifts!
- Why don’t wrestlers tell jokes? Because their humor gets “takedowned.”
- How do wrestlers keep their hair in check? With a good “headlock” on style.
- Why did the wrestler go to therapy? He had too many “issues” to wrestle with.
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Suplex Swirl” – it packs a punch!
- Why did the wrestler bring a microphone? To deliver a “smack-talk” speech!
- What did the wrestler order at the restaurant? A “power slam” sandwich.
- Why did the wrestler bring a belt to the party? He always likes to “win” the evening.
- Why was the wrestler upset at the concert? He didn’t get any “stage dives.”
- What did the wrestler say to the chef? “Stop “grilling” me, let’s get to the suplex!”
- Why did the wrestler become a detective? He was good at “pinning” down the truth.
Best Picks
- “You’re going down, it’s a ‘clothesline’ situation!”
- “To deliver a ‘smack-talk’ speech!”
Wrestling Puns Reddit
- Why do wrestlers make terrible secret agents? Because they always “slam” their cover!
- Why did the wrestler refuse to play cards? Because he always “folds” under pressure!
- How do wrestlers stay cool in the summer? With a “body slam” fan!
- Why did the wrestler bring a towel to the match? To “wipe out” the competition!
- What do you call a lazy wrestler? A “couch potato” with a “headlock” on comfort.
- Why don’t wrestlers play hide-and-seek? Because they’re terrible at “staying down.”
- Why did the wrestler take a break? He needed to “tap out” for a minute.
- What did the wrestler say to his coach? “I’m ready to “roll up” the competition!”
- Why do wrestlers hate technology? Because they can’t “control-alt-delete” their problems.
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite exercise? “Squats”—because they love getting low.
- Why do wrestlers like to wear sunglasses? To “shield” themselves from the spotlight!
- Why was the wrestler in trouble with the law? He couldn’t “escape” the charges.
- How does a wrestler order a drink? He says, “I’ll have a ‘powerbomb’ please!”
- What did the wrestler say after his victory? “I’ll take a ‘suplex’ to go!”
- Why are wrestlers good at running a business? Because they know how to “work the ropes.”
- What do wrestlers eat for breakfast? “A ‘rock’ hard omelet.”
- Why did the wrestler become an artist? He was great at “drawing” attention.
- Why did the wrestler lose his job at the bakery? He was “pinned” between dough and disappointment.
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite dance move? The “body slam boogie.”
- Why was the wrestler afraid of social media? He couldn’t “handle” the pressure of followers.
Best Picks
- “I’ll have a ‘powerbomb’ please!”
- “We can’t ‘control-alt-delete’ our problems.”
Wrestling Jokes for Adults
- Why did the wrestler start a podcast? To give his fans some “smack-talk” entertainment.
- Why did the wrestler need a vacation? He had too many “hits” to handle.
- What do you call a wrestler in a spa? A “relaxed” wrestling champ!
- Why did the wrestler break up with his girlfriend? She was always trying to “pin” him down.
- What did the wrestler bring to the club? A “full nelson” dance move.
- Why did the wrestler become a chef? He loved a good “whip” in the kitchen!
- What do you call a wrestler’s ex? A “clothesline” to the heart.
- Why did the wrestler enter a beauty pageant? To “lariat” his way to the top!
- What did the wrestler say to his therapist? “I need help with my ‘submission’ issues!”
- Why was the wrestler so good at poker? He always knew when to “fold.”
- Why did the wrestler get a new car? It was time to “rev” up the engine.
- Why did the wrestler buy a treadmill? To work on his “footwork” for the ring.
- Why do wrestlers love the gym? They always know how to “drop the weight.”
- Why did the wrestler always check his emails? To make sure he didn’t “miss a tag.”
- Why don’t wrestlers go to parties? They don’t like to “tap out” early.
- What do you call a tough wrestler? “Unstoppable” and “unstable” at the same time.
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite meal? A “powerbomb” pizza.
- Why did the wrestler bring a referee to the bar? He needed someone to “count” the drinks.
- Why do wrestlers always win at games? Because they “never tap out.”
- What do you call a wrestler who can’t stop laughing? A “giggle-slammer.”
Best Picks
- “I need help with my ‘submission’ issues!”
- “We can’t ‘tap out’ early.”
Wrestling Jokes for Kids
- Why did the wrestler bring a puppy to the ring? Because it was his “tag team partner!”
- What did the wrestler say to the little wrestler? “It’s time for your first ‘body slam’!”
- Why did the wrestler wear a cape? To “super slam” his opponents.
- Why did the wrestler eat a cookie? Because he needed a “cookie slam!”
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite kind of music? “Rock and ‘roll up’!”
- What did the wrestler do with his belt? He used it to “hold” his pants up!
- What did the wrestler wear to the beach? His “super tights.”
- Why did the wrestler carry a backpack? For “back body” support.
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite color? “Smackdown blue!”
- Why was the wrestler so good at school? He always knew how to “pin” down his homework.
- Why do wrestlers never get lost? Because they always “follow the ropes!”
- What did the wrestler say before his big match? “I’m going to ‘punch’ my way to victory!”
- Why did the wrestler wear boots? To “stomp” on his competitors.
- What’s a wrestler’s favorite snack? “Suplex chips” – they pack a crunch!
- Why did the wrestler get an award? For being “outstanding” in the ring!
- What did the wrestler do after winning? He did the “suplex shuffle!”
- Why did the wrestler help the teacher? He wanted to “pin” down the lesson.
- Why did the wrestler have a pet bird? For a little “flying elbow!”
- Why did the wrestler bring a ladder? To “climb” to the top!
- What did the wrestler do at recess? He “body-slammed” his way to the swings.
Best Picks
- “It’s time for your first ‘body slam’!”
- “For ‘back body’ support.”
