Pregnancy is one of life’s most exciting milestones, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be a little funny too! Pregnancy puns can bring some light-hearted humor to the ups and downs of expecting a baby.
If you’re looking for a quick laugh to share with friends or need a cute way to express the joy and anticipation of being pregnant,
This collection of pregnancy puns has got you covered. From hilarious one-liners to baby-related humor, there’s a pun for every expecting parent.
Let’s dive into these jokes that will have you giggling throughout your pregnancy journey!
Pregnancy Puns One-Liners
- “I’m having a baby, not a meltdown.” (Expecting but staying calm!)
- “Pregnancy cravings: I’m eating for two… and a few extra snacks.” (Hungry all the time!)
- “I can’t wait to meet my little bundle of joy, but I can wait for labor!” (Patience, patience!)
- “I’m pregnant, not glowing—just tired!” (That pregnancy glow is overrated!)
- “Pregnancy: When all your pants turn into capris.” (Nothing fits anymore!)
- “Belly’s growing, but the maternity jeans are still shrinking.” (Why does it always happen this way?)
- “I’m not just eating for two, I’m eating for two and a half.” (Extra cravings are real!)
- “Being pregnant is like a never-ending game of Tetris: trying to fit in sleep and snacks!” (Can never find the right position!)
- “My baby bump is my new favorite accessory.” (Fashionable and functional!)
- “Pregnancy: 40 weeks of morning sickness and late-night cravings.” (Not quite the fairytale!)
- “The only thing growing faster than my belly is my to-do list.” (Multitasking, pregnant style!)
- “If only sleep was one of the pregnancy perks.” (It’s a dream!)
- “I thought I was having a baby, not hosting a mini rave in my belly.” (Tiny little dance parties!)
- “Pregnancy hormones: Making me emotional since day one.” (Blame it on the hormones!)
- “I’m not fat; I’m pregnant with a side of fries.” (Cravings can’t be ignored!)
- “Pregnancy brain is real: I forget things, but I remember my cravings.” (Priorities, right?)
- “I’m eating for two, but my baby’s got some strange taste.” (I can’t explain these cravings!)
- “My maternity pants are just leggings with extra room.” (The comfort is real!)
- “Not sure if it’s the baby growing or the ice cream belly.” (Ice cream fixes everything!)
- “Pregnancy: When your belly is the only thing that’s bigger than your love for food.” (Endless love for snacks!)
Best Picks
- “I’m pregnant, not glowing—just tired!”
- “Pregnancy: When all your pants turn into capris.”
- “Being pregnant is like a never-ending game of Tetris: trying to fit in sleep and snacks!”
Short Pregnancy Puns
- “Baby on board!” (Watch out, world!)
- “Bun in the oven!” (Cooking up something special!)
- “I’m knocked up, not knocked out!” (Get ready, here I come!)
- “Pregnancy brain, because I’m growing a tiny human.” (It’s a lot of work!)
- “My baby’s first words: ‘Feed me!’” (Get ready for the real talk!)
- “Mama’s got a baby bump, not a food baby!” (For real, it’s all baby!)
- “I’m eating for two, and both of us are hungry!” (Always snack-ready!)
- “Pregnancy mood swings: Fasten your seatbelt!” (Hold on tight!)
- “I’m in a baby-making marathon!” (Not slowing down!)
- “We’re about to have a little bundle of trouble!” (Trouble in the cutest way!)
- “Belly laughs and baby kicks!” (Both make me giggle!)
- “Pregnancy glow? More like pregnancy sweat!” (Glowing or glowing from the inside out?)
- “Maternity jeans: Hugging more than my baby bump!” (They’re magical!)
- “Oh baby! I’m about to pop!” (Any moment now!)
- “My baby’s kick is my new workout.” (Mini workout sessions!)
- “I’m eating pickles… and I don’t even like pickles!” (Cravings are real!)
- “Pregnancy: The only time you can eat an entire cake and call it ‘for the baby’.” (Just one slice… or maybe two!)
- “Here to rock the mom look before the baby even arrives!” (Fashion forward, as always!)
- “Not all heroes wear capes, some wear maternity clothes!” (Real heroes!)
- “Pregnancy: when getting up feels like an Olympic sport.” (I’m working out!)
Best Picks
- “Baby on board!”
- “Pregnancy brain, because I’m growing a tiny human.”
- “I’m knocked up, not knocked out!”
Funny Pregnancy Puns
- “I’m pregnant, but I’m not ‘bloating’ around!” (Let’s keep it cute!)
- “Pregnancy: When your belly gets more attention than your face.” (It’s all about the bump!)
- “I’m baking a baby, not a cake!” (But the cravings still count!)
- “My baby bump is the real MVP.” (Most Valuable Pregnancy!)
- “Warning: Pregnant woman with mood swings ahead!” (Proceed with caution!)
- “I can’t wait to meet my little one… but I’m also waiting for nap time.” (Let me sleep!)
- “Pregnancy is all about baby steps!” (Literally and figuratively!)
- “You think your morning sickness is bad? Try dealing with pregnancy brain!” (It’s a double whammy!)
- “Expecting a baby and already feeling like a hot mess!” (But a cute mess!)
- “I don’t need a pillow; I need a full-body maternity support system!” (Comfort is key!)
- “My baby’s just hanging out in there, causing chaos!” (Mini raves 24/7!)
- “Pregnancy: Where every outfit becomes a ‘maternity look’.” (Strutting the bump!)
- “Let’s be honest: I’m carrying a watermelon, not a baby!” (It feels that heavy!)
- “Morning sickness? More like all-day sickness!” (It never ends!)
- “I’ve got a bun in the oven and a craving for pickles!” (Sweet and sour life!)
- “Pregnancy cravings: I’d trade you a pickle for some chocolate.” (Make that deal!)
- “I swear I’m growing a superhero inside me!” (Watch out, world!)
- “Do I have pregnancy brain, or am I just that awesome?” (Let’s go with awesome!)
- “I may be pregnant, but my sense of humor is still fully intact!” (I’m still funny, right?)
- “My baby’s already making me laugh with their kicks!” (Kicks are the new comedy!)
Best Picks
- “Warning: Pregnant woman with mood swings ahead!”
- “I don’t need a pillow; I need a full-body maternity support system!”
- “Pregnancy: Where every outfit becomes a ‘maternity look’.”
Cute Pregnancy Puns
- “I’m growing a human, but I’m still adorable!” (Pregnancy cuteness overload!)
- “Baking a baby and loving every second!” (A tiny miracle is cooking!)
- “Here’s to nine months of glowing, giggling, and growing!” (Celebrating each moment!)
- “My baby is already a little bundle of joy!” (So tiny, so loved!)
- “Belly bump kisses and baby snuggles ahead!” (The best part of pregnancy!)
- “It’s not just a bump; it’s my future best friend!” (BFF for life!)
- “I’ve got a little angel growing inside me!” (Feeling blessed!)
- “Pregnancy: When my belly feels like the happiest place on earth!” (So much love!)
- “My little peanut is giving me lots of kicks!” (Tiny baby, big personality!)
- “Tiny hands, tiny feet, big dreams ahead!” (Can’t wait to meet you!)
- “I’m expecting a tiny human, but already feeling full of love!” (So much love!)
- “I’m not just pregnant; I’m in love with my little one already!” (Love from day one!)
- “I’m carrying around a little miracle!” (The best thing ever!)
- “Counting the days until I meet my little one!” (Baby countdown!)
- “Pregnancy is just the beginning of a lifetime of love!” (Endless love ahead!)
- “I’ve got a little sweet pea growing inside me!” (Tiny but mighty!)
- “My baby bump is already stealing hearts!” (Too cute!)
- “The best things come in small packages… especially when they kick!” (Kicks for the win!)
- “I’m expecting a little bundle of happiness!” (Happiness overload!)
- “The countdown to meeting my little one starts now!” (Exciting times ahead!)
Best Picks
- “Pregnancy: When my belly feels like the happiest place on earth!”
- “Tiny hands, tiny feet, big dreams ahead!”
- “I’m not just pregnant; I’m in love with my little one already!”
Baby Puns
- “Tiny feet, big dreams ahead!” (A whole future to look forward to!)
- “I’ve got a baby on the way, and a heart full of love!” (So much love!)
- “I’m going to be a mom, and I’m already obsessed!” (Pure love!)
- “I’m about to have a little sidekick!” (Supermom, here I come!)
- “I’m expecting a tiny human, and I’m totally ready!” (Let’s do this!)
- “The baby’s almost here, and so are the sleepless nights!” (Bring it on!)
- “I’m going to be a mommy, and I couldn’t be happier!” (So excited!)
- “Baby snuggles: The best kind of therapy!” (Instant happiness!)
- “My little one is about to take over my world!” (In the best way!)
- “I’m baking a baby… and it’s going to be the cutest thing ever!” (Ready for the cutest baby!)
- “Tiny socks, tiny shoes, big dreams ahead!” (Baby’s ready for adventure!)
- “The nursery’s almost ready, and I can’t wait to meet my little one!” (Baby’s room goals!)
- “I’m going to be a mom, and I’m already obsessed!” (Love you already!)
- “Baby clothes: The cutest tiny things on the planet!” (Adorable overload!)
- “I’m not just pregnant; I’m about to be a mama!” (Mama-to-be!)
- “I can’t wait for all the baby giggles!” (Anticipation is real!)
- “Tiny hands and big love!” (Can’t wait to hold you!)
- “My little one is already making my heart melt!” (Baby love overload!)
- “I’m ready for all the baby cuddles!” (Bring on the snuggles!)
Best Picks
- “I’ve got a baby on the way, and a heart full of love!”
- “I’m about to have a little sidekick!”
- “The baby’s almost here, and so are the sleepless nights!”
