Looking to add a little humor to your night out or social media? Drunk puns are a fun way to turn any drinking session into a memorable moment.
If you’re sipping cocktails with friends or sharing some hilarious quips on Instagram, these puns will get the laughs rolling.
From clever one-liners to cheeky captions, there’s no shortage of ways to express your love for alcohol with a funny twist.
So grab your drink, relax, and enjoy the following collection of puns that will have everyone laughing!
Drinking Puns One Liners
- “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
- “Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
- “I make pour decisions.”
- “Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.”
- “I’ve got 99 problems but a gin ain’t one.”
- “Sip happens.”
- “Tequila may not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.”
- “Let’s drink to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”
- “The more I drink, the better I get at this. It’s a cocktail of confidence.”
- “I’m just here for the booze and the booze.”
- “Wine not?”
- “I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.”
- “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I drink it.”
- “Save water, drink wine.”
- “My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.”
- “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a ‘drinkaholic.’”
- “This might be my last drink… said every person ever.”
- “It’s always wine o’clock somewhere.”
- “My bartender is the only therapist I trust.”
- “I like my cocktails like I like my men—strong, sweet, and served cold.”
Best Picks
- “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
- “Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
Short Funny Alcohol Puns
- “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
- “I drink and I know things.”
- “Beer: because adulting is hard.”
- “I’m not a drunk, I’m just a mixologist in training.”
- “Life is brewtiful.”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a beer, and that’s pretty close.”
- “When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.”
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
- “Good friends, good drinks, good times.”
- “Alcohol you later!”
- “I’d stop drinking if I could, but I’m no quitter.”
- “Why did the bartender break up with the cocktail? It was a mixer!”
- “Don’t cry over spilled milk, drink wine instead.”
- “Wine: because no great story ever started with a salad.”
- “I’m a wine-o-holic. I know the signs.”
- “Everything happens for a Riesling.”
- “My liver’s on strike, but it’s still working overtime.”
- “Beer before liquor, never been sicker.”
- “I’ve got the bubbly, you bring the good times.”
- “Drink responsibly? Who am I, your mother?”
Best Picks
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
- “When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.”
Alcohol Shot Puns
- “Let’s make pour decisions with some shots!”
- “You can’t sip it all at once, but you can sure try.”
- “I’m on the vodka train. Next stop: questionable decisions.”
- “That shot hit me like a ton of bricks… or maybe it was the tequila.”
- “The only thing better than a shot is another shot.”
- “One shot, two shots, three shots, floor.”
- “Shots, shots, shots, who’s ready to take some?”
- “I’ll have a shot of tequila with a splash of bad decisions.”
- “Don’t judge me, I’m just here for the shots.”
- “No shots, no party.”
- “You can’t outdrink me, but you can certainly try.”
- “The best part of a shot is the second one.”
- “Tequila is just an excuse for bad dance moves.”
- “It’s shot o’clock somewhere!”
- “That was a shot worth remembering… or forgetting.”
- “Take a shot, make a memory.”
- “I’ll do a shot if you do one.”
- “I prefer my shots like I prefer my friends—strong and supportive.”
- “The only thing stronger than this shot is my desire to take another one.”
- “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
Best Picks
- “One shot, two shots, three shots, floor.”
- “Tequila is just an excuse for bad dance moves.”
Alcohol Puns Reddit
- “Wine about it.”
- “Beer me!”
- “I’d drink to that, but my cup’s empty.”
- “Can’t stop, won’t stop drinking.”
- “I came for the beer and stayed for the puns.”
- “Wine not share some jokes?”
- “I’m going to need a bigger glass of wine to survive this Reddit thread.”
- “Why drink water when you can drink wine?”
- “Drink up, the memes are calling.”
- “This is wine-ing, not whining!”
- “I only drink socially… I’m very social!”
- “Whiskey: because therapy is too expensive.”
- “Don’t drink and drive—unless you’re driving to the bar.”
- “I don’t need Google, I’ve got my beer.”
- “What’s a social drinker’s favorite subreddit? r/Alcohol.”
- “Drink more water… by mixing it with vodka.”
- “Not drunk, just full of spirit.”
- “Reddit said it’s beer o’clock!”
- “Beer me, Reddit!”
- “This whiskey’s like my personality—strong and complex.”
Best Picks
- “Wine about it.”
- “Beer me!”
Alcohol Puns Captions
- “Sip, sip, hooray!”
- “I’m in my happy place—near the bar.”
- “I’m not an alcoholic, I just enjoy a good cocktail.”
- “Catch me by the bar, making bad decisions.”
- “A little wine and a lot of fun!”
- “My blood type is wine.”
- “Drink, dance, repeat.”
- “Everything happens for a Riesling.”
- “The best moments are the ones with a drink in hand.”
- “Let’s drink to the good times and the bad decisions.”
- “Winesday is the best day.”
- “Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”
- “Good vibes and better drinks.”
- “That awkward moment when you realize you’ve had too many drinks… but you’re still having fun.”
- “Sip happens. Let’s drink to it.”
- “If at first you don’t succeed, try a cocktail.”
- “You had me at ‘let’s get drinks.’”
- “Wine is my Valentine.”
- “My party trick: turning wine into a good time.”
- “I’m on a wine diet. I only drink wine.”
Best Picks
- “Sip, sip, hooray!”
- “My blood type is wine.”
Cocktail Puns
- “You’re the gin to my tonic.”
- “Let’s shake things up with a cocktail.”
- “If you’re looking for me, I’m probably at the bar mixing it up.”
- “I’m all about those cocktail hours.”
- “Here’s a cocktail for every occasion—today’s occasion is ‘why not’.”
- “Coconut rum? I’ll take it with a side of sunshine.”
- “A cocktail a day keeps the stress away.”
- “You had me at mojito.”
- “Just another day in paradise… with a cocktail.”
- “Let’s get shaken, not stirred.”
- “Vodka: because adulting is hard.”
- “When in doubt, drink a cocktail.”
- “Shaken, not stirred, but always served with love.”
- “Some like it hot, I like it on the rocks.”
- “A cocktail a day keeps the bad vibes away.”
- “No such thing as too many cocktails.”
- “If life gives you lemons, add tequila and salt.”
- “I like my cocktails like my humor: dry.”
- “A good cocktail can turn your day around.”
- “When life gets tough, make a margarita.”
Best Picks
- “You’re the gin to my tonic.”
- “When in doubt, drink a cocktail.”
Drinking Puns for Instagram
- “Wine not post a pic with my drink?”
- “My Instagram looks better with a cocktail in hand.”
- “Let’s toast to bad decisions and good friends.”
- “Cheers to the weekend!”
- “Life is better with a cocktail and a good filter.”
- “My cocktail has more likes than my selfies.”
- “Caffeine and cocktails: the perfect combo.”
- “Here for the drinks, staying for the photos.”
- “When life gets blurry, add more tequila.”
- “Sometimes, all you need is a drink and a good Instagram filter.”
- “Taking life one sip at a time.”
- “A cocktail in hand and a smile on my face.”
- “Feeling fine, sipping wine.”
- “A picture is worth a thousand words, but a cocktail is worth a thousand likes.”
- “Here for the happy hour pics!”
- “Don’t worry, be hoppy!”
- “It’s always happy hour somewhere.”
- “Just add cocktails for an instant Instagram glow-up.”
- “If you’re reading this, it’s cocktail time!”
- “Drink, click, repeat.”
Best Picks
- “Wine not post a pic with my drink?”
- “My cocktail has more likes than my selfies.”
Alcohol Pun Names
- “Ale-xis”
- “Tequila Mockingbird”
- “Ginny Weasley”
- “Bacardi B. Good”
- “Rum Aldrin”
- “Hops-icle”
- “Margarita Lopez”
- “Brandy B. Goode”
- “Whiskey Nelson”
- “Marty McFly-ntini”
- “Pina Colada Christie”
- “Gin-ny from the Block”
- “Cindy Ale”
- “Scotch Tape”
- “Vodka D. Licious”
- “Bourbon James”
- “Fizzy McSparkle”
- “Corky Collins”
- “Ginny on the Rocks”
- “Mai Tai-ron”
Best Picks
- “Tequila Mockingbird”
- “Ginny Weasley”
Drunk Puns One Liners
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just a little tipsy—like a cup of coffee with a shot of tequila.”
- “I’m not slurring my words, I’m just speaking in cursive.”
- “You know you’re drunk when you start playing air guitar with your drink.”
- “I’ve had enough to drink to be fun, but not enough to be dangerous… yet.”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just embracing the spirit of the evening.”
- “One drink away from a karaoke performance that no one asked for.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… after a few drinks.”
- “Don’t worry, I’m just a bit tipsy—about to make some questionable life choices.”
- “Drunk me is a much more fun version of me.”
- “I don’t always drink, but when I do, I get hilarious.”
- “I’ve never met a drink I didn’t like, and neither has my liver.”
- “You know you’re drunk when the floor starts looking like a dance floor.”
- “I’m just here to make memories I’ll forget tomorrow.”
- “The only thing better than a drink is a drink with good company.”
- “Drunk texting: Because every decision made after 5 p.m. is a good one.”
- “You know you’re drunk when you think your phone has a voice assistant and it doesn’t.”
- “Drunk texting? More like fun texting!”
- “My drinking skills are a work of art… or a complete disaster.”
- “I’m here for the booze, the puns, and the bad decisions.”
- “When I drink, I get real philosophical… or at least I think I do.”
Best Picks
- “Drunk me is a much more fun version of me.”
- “I’m just here to make memories I’ll forget tomorrow.”
Drunk Puns for Instagram
- “I’m just here for the wine and bad decisions.”
- “Catch me outside, I’m on my third drink.”
- “Sippin’ on a cocktail and living my best life.”
- “Wine o’clock somewhere, right?”
- “I’m in a committed relationship with wine and cocktails.”
- “My phone’s autocorrect has nothing on my drunk texts.”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just enjoying the spirits.”
- “I’m on my third drink and I’m feeling philosophical.”
- “Wine is my therapy and I’m not ashamed.”
- “At this point, my drink is my best friend.”
- “Drinking wine because adulting is hard.”
- “This isn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle. #CocktailsForever”
- “The only thing better than this cocktail is this filter.”
- “Wine and dine, but mostly wine.”
- “This drink is a good decision. The next one… maybe not.”
- “Cheers to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”
- “Everything is better with a little booze and a lot of friends.”
- “Pour decisions, but a good time was had.”
- “More wine? Never ask me twice!”
- “What happens after the third drink? You don’t remember, but it was great!”
Best Picks
- “Sippin’ on a cocktail and living my best life.”
- “Cheers to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”
Short Funny Alcohol Puns
- “Why don’t we ever make wine puns? Because they’re grape!”
- “Why did the vodka break up with the whiskey? Because they were on different shots.”
- “I don’t trust people who don’t drink. They’re just trying to wine about it.”
- “I’m not a drinker, but I’m a thinker… when I’m tipsy.”
- “What do you call a beer that’s never on time? Lager.”
- “There’s no ‘we’ in whiskey.”
- “This isn’t just wine, it’s a ‘grape’ investment.”
- “Save water, drink wine.”
- “Brew-tiful day for a cold one!”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
- “I don’t need therapy, I just need a cocktail.”
- “I’m not drunk, just a little high-spirited.”
- “Beer me, I’m thirsty!”
- “I drink because I’m thirsty, and sometimes, because I’m bored.”
- “There’s no such thing as a bad drink, just bad choices.”
- “Whiskey is like duct tape—it fixes everything.”
- “A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away… or at least that’s my excuse.”
- “Life’s too short to drink bad wine.”
- “Tequila: because sometimes, water just isn’t enough.”
- “I make pour decisions, and I’m okay with it.”
Best Picks
- “Why don’t we ever make wine puns? Because they’re grape!”
- “Save water, drink wine.”
Alcohol Shot Puns
- “I don’t need therapy, I just need a shot.”
- “One shot, two shot, three shot, floor!”
- “Tequila: because sometimes water just isn’t enough.”
- “Let’s make pour decisions and take some shots!”
- “I’m just here for the shots and bad decisions.”
- “Shot first, think later.”
- “The more shots, the better the dance moves.”
- “I’m about to make some shot decisions.”
- “A shot a day keeps the doctor away… or at least it makes you forget you need one.”
- “This shot is just what the doctor ordered. Wait, what doctor?”
- “Shots before thoughts!”
- “Take a shot, make a memory (or forget one).”
- “If you’re not shotgunning, you’re doing it wrong.”
- “One shot, two shot, three tequila… floor!”
- “Just one more shot and then I’ll stop… Maybe.”
- “Tequila, because it’s too early for wine.”
- “Taking shots like it’s my job!”
- “Shots: The only way to get through this night.”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just full of shots!”
- “Shots so good, you’ll forget your name.”
Best Picks
- “One shot, two shot, three shot, floor!”
- “Shots before thoughts!”
Alcohol Puns Reddit
- “I don’t need a 12-step program, I just need a drink.”
- “Beer me, Reddit!”
- “Reddit recommended beer, and I took it seriously.”
- “I don’t need Google, I have beer.”
- “Take a shot for every Reddit meme you don’t understand!”
- “Whiskey is my therapy, Reddit is my support group.”
- “Reddit is like a good drink: you can never have enough.”
- “What’s the best subreddit? r/Alcohol, of course!”
- “I’m not addicted to Reddit, but I am addicted to alcohol—Reddit makes it worse.”
- “This Reddit thread brought to you by whiskey.”
- “Reddit and cocktails—both perfect for late-night deep dives.”
- “I can’t decide what’s better: Reddit or a cold beer.”
- “Reddit and alcohol: where my time and money go.”
- “Shots of knowledge served straight from Reddit.”
- “Just another Friday night scrolling through Reddit and drinking wine.”
- “I’m not just a Reddit user; I’m a beer enthusiast too!”
- “I’ve learned more about alcohol on Reddit than in any class.”
- “If it’s not on Reddit, is it even true? Like my vodka facts.”
- “Reddit and beer: because sometimes you need both to survive.”
- “This is my last post… until I finish my drink!”
Best Picks
- “I don’t need Google, I have beer.”
- “I’m not addicted to Reddit, but I am addicted to alcohol—Reddit makes it worse.”
Alcohol Puns Captions
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
- “Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”
- “The best therapy is a glass of wine and a good friend.”
- “Good friends and good drinks, that’s all we need.”
- “Sippin’ on sunshine.”
- “Live, love, wine.”
- “Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
- “I only drink on days ending in ‘y’.”
- “Wine down and relax.”
- “Wine not?”
- “My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.”
- “You had me at ‘let’s get drinks’.”
- “I’m on my 4th glass of wine, but who’s counting?”
- “I’m not saying I’m an expert, but I know my wine.”
- “I like my wine like I like my humor: dry.”
- “Let’s wine about it.”
- “Sippin’ on the good life.”
- “I just want to drink wine and ignore my problems.”
- “Wine is the answer, but I forgot the question.”
- “Every sip is a vacation.”
Best Picks
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
- “Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”
Cocktail Puns
- “You had me at cocktail.”
- “This cocktail is on fire!”
- “Let’s get shaken, not stirred.”
- “I’m a cocktail away from a good time.”
- “Cocktails: Because sometimes water just isn’t enough.”
- “One cocktail away from forgetting my problems.”
- “This cocktail is 50% alcohol and 50% good decisions.”
- “Drinking my cocktail and making bad decisions!”
- “What’s a party without a cocktail?”
- “The cocktail hour: The most important hour of the day.”
- “I’m on my third cocktail and still making great decisions.”
- “Here’s to the nights that call for a cocktail.”
- “Let’s toast to cocktails and bad decisions.”
- “That cocktail was a mood.”
- “Not drunk, just ‘cocktailing’.”
- “Feeling a little ‘cocktail happy’ tonight.”
- “When in doubt, order a cocktail.”
- “This cocktail is the reason I’m smiling.”
- “Nothing says happiness like a cocktail in hand.”
- “I like my cocktails like I like my people: strong and sweet.”
Best Picks
- “You had me at cocktail.”
- “Let’s toast to cocktails and bad decisions.”
Drinking Puns for Instagram
- “Here for the drinks, here for the puns.”
- “Life’s too short for bad drinks and bad puns.”
- “Cheers to the weekend and the drinks!”
- “No better way to spend the weekend than with a drink and some good friends.”
- “Let’s get this party started with a drink in hand!”
- “Don’t worry, I’m here for the drinks and the puns.”
- “Drinks in hand, smiles on faces.”
- “Just another night of good drinks and even better company.”
- “Let’s raise a glass to the weekend!”
- “My happy place is wherever there’s a drink.”
- “Caffeine and cocktails—my two best friends.”
- “Live for the moments with drinks in hand.”
- “Find me where the drinks are cold and the puns are strong.”
- “Instagram is more fun with a drink in hand.”
- “Here’s to the nights we won’t remember, with the drinks we can’t forget.”
- “Having a cocktail, because adulting is hard.”
- “A drink a day keeps the worries away.”
- “More drinks, more fun, more memories.”
- “Sip happens, but I’m here for the fun.”
- “Catch me by the bar, making memories!”
Best Picks
- “Here for the drinks, here for the puns.”
- “Cheers to the weekend and the drinks!
