Welcome to the ultimate hotspot for all things funny, fabulous, and plastic-tastic! If you’ve ever wondered what happens when Barbie trades her dream house for a laugh factory.
You are in the right place. From cheeky puns about her perfect hair to hilarious one-liners about Ken’s questionable career choices, we’ve got it all covered!
If you’re a die-hard Barbie fan or just here for the LOLs, these Barbie doll jokes will have you rolling like Barbie in her pink convertible. So, buckle up, because it’s time to bring out the glitter, the giggles, and all the pun-perfect humor that’ll make you say.
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party!
Dirty Barbie and Ken Jokes
- Why did Barbie break up with Ken? Because he was too plastic for her!
- Ken said, “I have a new girlfriend.” Barbie asked, “Is she a Barbie?” Ken replied, “No, she’s more of a ‘hot wheels’ kind of girl.”
- Barbie told Ken she’s looking for a real man. Ken said, “I’m all plastic, but I can still be real when it counts!”
- What did Ken say when Barbie told him she needed some space? “I’m not just plastic, I’m flexible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I need a little romance.” Ken responded, “I can’t even spell ‘romance,’ but I’ve got a convertible!”
- Barbie told Ken she was feeling ‘hot’. Ken asked, “Is that because of your new wardrobe, or are you just talking about your convertible?”
- Why did Ken and Barbie go to therapy? To fix their ‘plastic’ relationship.
- Barbie told Ken, “I want someone who can take charge.” Ken said, “Well, I’m good at steering, does that count?”
- Why do Barbie and Ken never have any secrets? Because they’re always ‘transparent.’
- What did Ken say when Barbie told him to ‘lighten up’? “I’m already the brightest guy in the room!”
- Barbie says to Ken, “Why don’t you talk dirty to me?” Ken replies, “Sure, your shoes are filthy!”
- Why don’t Barbie and Ken go to the beach anymore? Because Ken’s shorts keep getting caught in the sand.
- Barbie wanted to spice things up. Ken said, “Let’s play ‘kennection.’”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I need a real challenge!” Ken replied, “Try keeping your hair out of the wind while riding in my convertible!”
- Ken asked Barbie if she was a wizard. Barbie said, “I’m not a wizard, Ken, I’m just magical!”
- Ken said, “Barbie, you look hot tonight.” Barbie replied, “You should see me in my new convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I think it’s time for a change.” Ken responded, “Well, I could use a wardrobe update… but let’s keep it simple.”
- Barbie said, “Ken, do you ever feel like we’re just going through the motions?” Ken replied, “Only when we’re stuck in traffic in the convertible.”
- Barbie told Ken she wanted a more exciting life. Ken asked, “Exciting, like driving the convertible with the wind in our hair?”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I need someone more adventurous.” Ken replied, “Adventurous? Have you seen the places my convertible can go?”
Best Picks:
- “Why did Barbie break up with Ken? Because he was too plastic for her!“
- “Ken said, “I have a new girlfriend.” Barbie asked, “Is she a Barbie?” Ken replied, “No, she’s more of a ‘hot wheels’ kind of girl.”“
Adult Barbie Jokes
- Barbie said, “I’m too old for this.” Ken replied, “Don’t worry, I’m still the same age as my packaging!”
- Barbie’s new job is as a therapist. She’s great at giving ‘plastic’ advice!
- Why doesn’t Barbie get stressed? She’s got a convertible to ‘drive’ away her worries.
- Ken said, “Barbie, you always have it together.” Barbie answered, “Well, I was molded that way!”
- Barbie’s idea of a romantic dinner? A candlelight ride in Ken’s convertible.
- Barbie told Ken she was tired of the same old routine. Ken said, “How about we switch it up, and you sit in the back of the convertible tonight?”
- Barbie’s favorite activity? Collecting the ‘doll’ from her convertible fund!
- Barbie said, “Ken, we need a break.” Ken replied, “I’m already taking one in the convertible!”
- Barbie is looking for a real man. Ken said, “You’re in luck, I’m real plastic!”
- Barbie told Ken, “I’m ready for something new.” Ken replied, “I’ve got a new convertible! Want a ride?”
- Barbie went to a job interview. The interviewer said, “Do you have experience?” Barbie replied, “I’ve been handling the Ken situation for years!”
- Ken’s idea of a romantic gift? A ‘Convertible for Two’ voucher!
- Barbie said, “Ken, I want to be wined and dined.” Ken replied, “How about a drive-in with some soda?”
- Barbie said, “I feel old.” Ken replied, “You’re just getting more ‘classic’ every year!”
- Ken asked, “What’s your favorite exercise, Barbie?” Barbie replied, “Running in and out of the convertible!”
- Barbie went on a date with Ken. Ken’s car broke down. Barbie said, “It’s OK, Ken. We’ll just take the convertible for a spin!”
- Barbie loves to dance. Ken’s favorite move is the ‘convertible twirl.’
- Barbie went to a party and said, “Ken, you didn’t even bring the convertible!” Ken said, “Who needs it when we’ve got a dance floor?”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I want someone to take charge.” Ken said, “I’ve been taking charge of the wheel for years!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m looking for more excitement in life.” Ken said, “Let’s drive faster in the convertible then!”
Best Picks:
- “Barbie’s favorite activity? Collecting the ‘doll’ from her convertible fund!“
- “Barbie said, “Ken, I’m ready for something new.” Ken replied, “I’ve got a new convertible! Want a ride?”“
Barbie Movie Jokes
- What did Barbie say to Ken after watching their movie? “It’s all about the dramatic drives!”
- Barbie watched the movie and said, “Ken, you were so great!” Ken replied, “Of course, I’ve been practicing my ‘plastic’ acting skills!”
- Why was Barbie’s movie a hit? Because she had the best ‘convertible’ car chase scene!
- Barbie and Ken went to a movie. Ken said, “I wish we could watch it in 4D—so I could drive us there in the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, let’s watch a rom-com!” Ken replied, “I prefer action—preferably with a convertible chase scene!”
- Barbie starred in a movie about cars. The critics said, “Best performance, best car—Barbie’s convertible!”
- Ken said, “Barbie, you should star in a horror movie.” Barbie replied, “Only if it’s about a haunted convertible!”
- Barbie said, “I want a role in a superhero movie.” Ken said, “How about ‘The Convertible Crusader’?”
- Ken said, “Barbie, you need a new movie role.” Barbie replied, “I’ll just drive my convertible to the casting call!”
- Barbie starred in a movie about fast cars. The plot? It was a race to the convertible finish line!
- Barbie’s movie script? All about a girl, her convertible, and her perfect life!
- Ken said, “Barbie, your movie was incredible!” Barbie replied, “It’s all about the convertible stunts!”
- Barbie said, “I could’ve starred in an action movie!” Ken said, “Only if the convertible is the hero!”
- Barbie starred in a romantic movie. Ken said, “It was the best love story—except for the convertible being the third wheel!”
- Barbie went to a movie premiere. Ken said, “Is it a thriller or just another convertible commercial?”
- Barbie said, “Ken, let’s star in a horror movie!” Ken replied, “Only if the convertible escapes the ghosts!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m thinking of starring in a drama!” Ken replied, “You’d be perfect—especially if the drama involves a convertible chase!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, my movie has a twist ending.” Ken said, “Was it the convertible ride to the end?”
- Barbie said, “I want to be a superstar.” Ken said, “Start with the convertible, and the world will follow!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, my movie is a success!” Ken replied, “What’s the sequel about—another convertible race?”
Best Picks:
- “Barbie and Ken went to a movie. Ken said, “I wish we could watch it in 4D—so I could drive us there in the convertible!”“
- “Barbie starred in a movie about cars. The critics said, “Best performance, best car—Barbie’s convertible!”“
Divorced Barbie Joke
- Why did Barbie get divorced? Because Ken couldn’t handle her ‘plastic’ personality!
- Barbie said, “I’m getting divorced.” Ken replied, “Well, I guess that’s a ‘wrap’ for us!”
- Why did Barbie get divorced from Ken? Because he was too ‘high-maintenance’—always needing a new outfit!
- Barbie got divorced. Ken said, “At least we’ll still share the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “I need space.” Ken replied, “You can have the convertible—just don’t take my sunglasses!”
- Barbie got divorced. Ken said, “I knew it was over when you took the convertible, but left the house!”
- Barbie’s divorce? It’s all about the ‘splits’ and the ‘plastic.’
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m filing for divorce.” Ken replied, “Don’t worry, we’ll still be friends—just no more convertible rides!”
- Why did Barbie file for divorce? Because she couldn’t find a good reason to keep Ken’s shoes in her closet!
- Barbie got divorced. Ken said, “You’ll always have a seat in my convertible, no matter what!”
- Barbie got divorced. Ken said, “I guess this is the end of the road, but at least you’ve got the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m done.” Ken replied, “OK, but I’m keeping the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “I can’t do this anymore.” Ken replied, “You can always take the convertible for a spin!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, we’re through.” Ken said, “Fine, but don’t touch the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, it’s over.” Ken replied, “I’ll always drive you around in the convertible if you need a friend!”
- Barbie said, “I can’t do this anymore.” Ken said, “That’s OK, we’ll just both go our separate ways—me and my convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, it’s over!” Ken replied, “No problem, Barbie. I’ll still love you—even if it’s just in the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “It’s time to go.” Ken said, “Take the convertible, but leave the drama behind!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I need a fresh start.” Ken replied, “Well, at least we’ll always have the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m filing for divorce.” Ken replied, “Well, at least the convertible’s still in the picture!”
Best Picks:
- “Why did Barbie get divorced? Because Ken couldn’t handle her ‘plastic’ personality!“
- “Barbie got divorced. Ken said, “You’ll always have a seat in my convertible, no matter what!”
Barbie Movie Ken Jokes
- What did Ken say after starring in the Barbie movie? “I was the real ‘driving’ force in this film!”
- Barbie asked Ken, “How was your acting debut?” Ken replied, “I nailed it… but I’m still just a ‘sidekick’ in the convertible scene!”
- Why was Ken excited about the Barbie movie? Because he finally got to drive the plot forward in a convertible!
- Barbie said, “Ken, you should be the main character.” Ken replied, “I already am… at least when I’m in the driver’s seat of the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you were great in the movie!” Ken replied, “I know, especially when I was driving the convertible at top speed!”
- Ken’s favorite scene in the Barbie movie? The one where he zooms away in the convertible!
- Barbie told Ken, “You’re a star now.” Ken replied, “I’ve always been a star… but now I’ve got a convertible to prove it!”
- Ken said, “Barbie, do you think I could be a leading man?” Barbie replied, “Only if the role involves a convertible, Ken!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you’re the perfect supporting actor!” Ken replied, “Only when I’m driving the convertible!”
- Ken’s role in the Barbie movie? The one who always saves the day—especially when the convertible’s in trouble!
- Barbie said, “Ken, you should’ve had more screen time.” Ken said, “I think I got all the important scenes—the ones where I’m driving the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you were so funny in the movie!” Ken replied, “I know, especially when I cracked up the audience during the convertible chase scene!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you were the best part of the movie!” Ken replied, “Of course, Barbie. Who else could drive the convertible and steal the show?”
- Ken’s favorite line from the Barbie movie? “I’m always in the driver’s seat, especially when it’s a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, that was amazing!” Ken replied, “What can I say? I bring the charm… and the convertible!”
- Barbie told Ken, “You’re a natural!” Ken replied, “You think? It’s the convertible that makes me look good!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you really showed your acting chops!” Ken replied, “Yeah, especially when I was showing off my convertible skills!”
- Ken said, “Barbie, I think I need my own movie!” Barbie replied, “Only if it involves a convertible race!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you were the perfect romantic lead.” Ken replied, “As long as I got to drive the convertible!”
- Ken said, “Barbie, I think I’m ready for a sequel!” Barbie replied, “Only if we get an even cooler convertible!”
Best Picks:
- “Ken’s role in the Barbie movie? The one who always saves the day—especially when the convertible’s in trouble!“
- “Barbie said, “Ken, you were so funny in the movie!” Ken replied, “I know, especially when I cracked up the audience during the convertible chase scene!”“
Barbie Joke Ken Came in Another Box
- Barbie said, “Ken, why are you in a different box?” Ken replied, “I came with a new wardrobe and a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, why didn’t you come in the same box?” Ken said, “I needed more space for my accessories!”
- Ken said, “I don’t fit in the original box anymore.” Barbie replied, “That’s OK, Ken. You can always fit in the convertible!”
- Barbie asked, “Ken, why did you come in a different box?” Ken replied, “Because I’m upgrading to a new convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, why didn’t you come with the usual packaging?” Ken said, “I was tired of being boxed in—I wanted a convertible!”
- Ken said, “I’m not just any doll now, Barbie.” Barbie replied, “I see you’re in a new box—does it come with a convertible?”
- Barbie asked, “Ken, why are you in a different box?” Ken replied, “Because I’m a limited edition… with a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, this box is too small for you!” Ken replied, “Don’t worry, Barbie. I can always fit in the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, why are you in another box?” Ken replied, “Because this one comes with a new wardrobe and a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you came in a new box?” Ken replied, “Yep, and I’m ready for a ride in the convertible!”
- Ken said, “I had to change boxes.” Barbie replied, “As long as you’re still driving the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you’re not the same anymore!” Ken replied, “I know, I upgraded to a better box and a convertible!”
- Barbie asked, “Ken, what’s in the new box?” Ken replied, “A new look… and a convertible, of course!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you’ve got a new box.” Ken replied, “Well, Barbie, it’s roomy enough for a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you came in a different box.” Ken replied, “I wanted a new look and a bigger box for my convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, did you change boxes?” Ken replied, “Yes, and now I’ve got more space for my convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you’re not the same doll anymore!” Ken replied, “No, I’m in a new box… with a convertible!”
- Barbie asked, “Ken, why are you in another box?” Ken replied, “Because I wanted a bigger box for my convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you don’t fit in the old box!” Ken replied, “I know, Barbie. I’m just too cool for that box… and I’ve got a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I see you came in a new box.” Ken replied, “That’s right! And it came with a convertible too!”
Best Picks:
- “Ken said, “I don’t fit in the original box anymore.” Barbie replied, “That’s OK, Ken. You can always fit in the convertible!”“
- “Barbie asked, “Ken, why are you in a different box?” Ken replied, “Because I’m upgrading to a new convertible!”“
Why Couldn’t Ken Get Barbie Pregnant Joke
- Why couldn’t Ken get Barbie pregnant? Because he’s a ‘plastic’ guy and she’s a ‘plastic’ girl!
- Ken said, “I tried everything to make it work.” Barbie replied, “Ken, we both know it’s the plastic—no ‘real’ surprises here!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, it’s not you, it’s me.” Ken replied, “I know, I’m made of plastic!”
- Ken said, “I guess we’ll never have kids.” Barbie replied, “Don’t worry, we’ll always have the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I can’t have kids.” Ken replied, “I guess that’s why we have the convertible… no backseat babies!”
- Why didn’t Ken and Barbie ever have kids? Because they didn’t want to be ‘molded’ into parents!
- Ken said, “Barbie, I thought we were ready for kids.” Barbie replied, “Ken, we’re both just too ‘plastic’ for that!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I can’t get pregnant.” Ken replied, “That’s because I’m made of plastic, Barbie!”
- Ken said, “We’ve been trying for so long.” Barbie replied, “I think we’re both just too ‘perfectly formed’ for kids!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, we’re not having kids.” Ken replied, “It’s OK, Barbie. We can still drive the convertible together!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I don’t think we’re having a baby.” Ken replied, “It’s OK, Barbie. We’ve got the convertible and each other!”
- Ken said, “Barbie, let’s try again.” Barbie replied, “Ken, we’re not having kids… but we’re always in the fast lane with our convertible!”
- Ken asked, “Barbie, do you want to start a family?” Barbie replied, “Ken, we can barely fit in the convertible, how would we fit a baby?”
- Barbie said, “Ken, we can’t have kids.” Ken replied, “Well, we always have the convertible to take us places!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I don’t think we’re having a baby.” Ken replied, “That’s fine, Barbie. The convertible’s all we need!”
- Ken said, “Maybe we’ll adopt.” Barbie replied, “Well, the convertible would need to fit more people!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, we can’t have kids.” Ken replied, “It’s OK, Barbie. We’ve got the convertible and a lifetime of adventures!”
- Ken said, “But Barbie, I want a family.” Barbie replied, “Ken, we’re perfect just the way we are—with our convertible!”
- Ken said, “Why won’t it work, Barbie?” Barbie replied, “Ken, we’re made of plastic—no surprises here!”
- Ken said, “Barbie, I thought we were ready.” Barbie replied, “Ken, we are, just not for kids—let’s hit the road in the convertible!”
Best Picks:
- “Why couldn’t Ken get Barbie pregnant? Because he’s a ‘plastic’ guy and she’s a ‘plastic’ girl!“
- “Ken said, “Barbie, I thought we were ready for kids.” Barbie replied, “Ken, we’re both just too ‘perfectly formed’ for kids!”“
Barbie Doll Jokes One Liners
- Barbie said, “I’m not just a doll, I’m a whole lifestyle!” Ken replied, “And a convertible ride!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, why don’t you ever drive anything but the convertible?” Ken replied, “I just love the ride!”
- Barbie said, “What do you think of my new car?” Ken replied, “It’s perfect, as long as it’s a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, let’s go on an adventure.” Ken replied, “As long as there’s a convertible involved!”
- Barbie said, “I need a new job.” Ken replied, “You could always drive the convertible for a living!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, what do you want for your birthday?” Ken replied, “A new convertible—what else?”
- Barbie said, “I’m not just a doll, I’m a supermodel!” Ken replied, “Well, you’ve always been a convertible kind of girl!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, do you love me?” Ken replied, “I love you and your convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, do you think I’m beautiful?” Ken replied, “You’re perfect, especially when you’re driving the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m too perfect for this world.” Ken replied, “I agree, and you deserve a convertible to match!”
- Barbie said, “I’m going to be a star.” Ken replied, “Start by driving a convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m done.” Ken replied, “Then I’ll drive the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you’re my best friend.” Ken replied, “And the convertible’s our best car!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you’re the best.” Ken replied, “No, the convertible’s the best!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I’m feeling fancy.” Ken replied, “Let’s drive the convertible, then!”
- Barbie said, “I need a vacation.” Ken replied, “Let’s take the convertible and hit the road!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, you’re always by my side.” Ken replied, “Of course, especially in the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, what’s our next adventure?” Ken replied, “A road trip in the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, I want to go far away.” Ken replied, “Let’s go, as long as we’re in the convertible!”
- Barbie said, “Ken, what’s the best thing about life?” Ken replied, “The convertible, of course!”
Best Picks:
- “Barbie said, “I’m not just a doll, I’m a whole lifestyle!” Ken replied, “And a convertible ride!”“
- “Barbie said, “I need a new job.” Ken replied, “You could always drive the convertible for a living!”“
