😂 Best Friends Jokes To Crack You Up!

Looking for some hilarious Friends jokes to share with your pals? Whether you’re reminiscing about the classic sitcom or simply want to lighten the mood.

We’ve got the perfect jokes to tickle your funny bone. From witty one-liners to timeless punchlines, these jokes will make you laugh out loud.

Perfect for any gathering, these jokes will not only entertain but also bring back memories of your favorite Friends moments.

Get ready for some serious giggles as you dive into this collection of jokes that will make every conversation fun and memorable.

Friends Jokes One Liners

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. (No pun in ten did!)
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. (No guts, no glory!)
Why did Ross bring a pencil to his date? Because he wanted to draw her in! (Sketching a date!)
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. (You know how it goes!)
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream. (Catch of the day!)
What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” (Cornered by humor!)
I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. (Elemental humor!)
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? Because they might crack up. (Egg-sactly!)
I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on, then it clicked. (Safety first!)
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! (Pasta la vista!)
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish. (Selfish crustaceans!)
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. (Oh, the irony!)
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. (Two tires, one fall!)
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. (Eyebrow-raising humor!)
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. (It’s all about the touch!)
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them. (Spooky honesty!)
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. (No gravity needed!)
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work. (Retire from bad humor!)
I can’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. (Step by step!)
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. (No cheese, no ownership!)

Best Picks:

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”

Friends Jokes in English

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. (Lettered confusion!)
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!” (It’s a cleaning spree!)
Why did Chandler bring a pencil to work? To draw some conclusions! (No surprise there!)
I got a reversible jacket for my birthday. I’m excited to see how it turns out. (Turns out… it’s cool!)
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. (No feet, no dairy!)
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. (Bumpy ride to humor!)
I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me. (It’s all about timing!)
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” (Watch your back!)
I didn’t want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home all the signs were there. (Signs of a bad cop!)
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales. (Fin-tastic humor!)
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. (Step up your humor!)
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. (Ocean’s silent humor!)
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. (Always prepared!)
How do you organize a space party? You planet. (It’s cosmic humor!)
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks. (Quack up!)
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. (Gym-tastic humor!)
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead. (Hat-tastic humor!)
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. (Alligator investigations!)
I couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t get a sandwich. Then it dawned on me – I was in a library. (Quiet snack!)
Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was no connection. (Breaking connections!)

Best Picks:

“Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.”
“What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.”