April Foolsā Day is all about laughter, surprise, and a little bit of playful deception.
If youāre looking to prank your friends, spice up your social media, or bring a smile to your coworkers, April Fools Day puns can be the perfect way to spread some humor.
From clever one-liners to hilarious jokes, puns are easy to deliver and guaranteed to get a reaction.
This guide will help you find the funniest, sharpest, and most relatable puns for any occasion on April 1st, so you can become the ultimate prankster this year!
Best April Fools Pranks Over Text
- I just found out you canāt trust stairsā¦ theyāre always up to something.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychology. Donāt buy it.
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- I donāt trust people who do acupunctureā¦ theyāre back stabbers.
- Iām terrified of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- I used to be a professional cricket playerā¦ but I got stumped.
- Iām afraid for the calendarā¦ its days are numbered.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealerā¦ I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- I used to be a heavy metal singer, but now Iām just a light metal fan.
- I tried to start a band, but we just couldnāt get the right note.
- Iām on a whiskey dietā¦ Iāve lost three days already.
- I wasnāt originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
Best Picks
- Iām on a whiskey dietā¦ Iāve lost three days already.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
April Fools Pranks to Do at Home
- Iāve just started a band called 1023MBā¦ we havenāt got a gig yet.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised.
- Iām going to open a bakery and call it āKnead to Know.ā
- I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laughā¦ sadly, no pun in ten did.
- Why donāt skeletons fight each other? They donāt have the guts.
- Iām not afraid of my mistakes, Iām afraid of running out of mistakes to make.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychologyā¦ donāt buy it.
- I went to the store to buy a candle, but they didnāt have a wick.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealerā¦ I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- I used to be a professional cricket player, but I got stumped.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
- Iām afraid for the calendarā¦ its days are numbered.
- I used to be a heavy metal singer, but now Iām just a light metal fan.
- Iām terrified of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
Best Picks
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychologyā¦ donāt buy it.
April Puns
- Iām so egg-cited for Easter, I canāt wait to crack open some eggs.
- Letās make today un-fur-gettableā¦ after all, itās a paws-itively great day.
- Lifeās a beach, but you can still sink your toes into the sand.
- This month is going to be egg-straordinary.
- The April weather is like a rainbow: it comes and goes without warning.
- You really carrot about the details, donāt you?
- Iām planning an egg-cellent surprise for April Foolsā Day.
- This April, Iām going to spring into action!
- Itās going to be a cracking good month.
- April showers bring May flowersā¦ and jokes too!
- Iām trying to remain calm, but my excitement is really coming to a boil.
- This is going to be a flippinā good month.
- Letās not leaf today to chance, itās time to get things done.
- Iām thinking of planting a garden, but Iāll need a lot of thyme.
- Youāre egg-straordinary at cracking jokes.
- My jokes are like flowersāpretty but quickly fade.
- Letās make this April full of sunshine and laughter.
- Iām feeling so eggs-tra special today!
- Iāll beet you to it!
- Letās get cracking with some fun this April!
Best Picks
- Letās make today un-fur-gettableā¦ after all, itās a paws-itively great day.
- Iām feeling so eggs-tra special today!
Famous April Fools Jokes
- Did you hear about the man who thought he could outwit a carrot? He was out of his depth.
- Iāve got a joke about construction, but Iām still working on it.
- What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A sturgeon.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- My catās been watching too much TVā¦ now heās a purrfessional at it.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravity, but itās really hard to put down.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised.
- I have a great joke about unicycles, but Iām not sure how to balance it.
- Iām afraid for the calendar, its days are numbered.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealerā¦ I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
- I donāt trust people who do acupunctureā¦ theyāre back stabbers.
- I tried to start a band, but we just couldnāt get the right note.
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
- I tried to catch some fog earlierā¦ I mist.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- Iām not arguing, Iām just explaining why Iām right.
- Iām reading a book about anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
Best Picks
- The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
Short April Fools’ Jokes for Adults
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They donāt have the guts.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- I bought a belt the other day… it was a waist of money.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised.
- I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh… sadly, no pun in ten did.
- I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravity… itās impossible to put down.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- I know a lot of jokes about retired people… but none of them work.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychology… donāt buy it.
- I donāt trust people who do acupuncture… theyāre back stabbers.
- I was going to tell a time travel joke… but you didnāt like it.
- Whatās the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer… I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- I have a joke about construction… but Iām still working on it.
- Why donāt oysters donate to charity? Because theyāre shellfish.
Best Picks
- I bought a belt the other day… it was a waist of money.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised.
April Fools Birthday Jokes
- Happy Birthday! I got you a giftā¦ Itās a “surprise” but I forgot to wrap it.
- On your birthday, I would have bought you a cake… but I figured you were already getting one, so hereās a joke instead!
- I hope your birthday is as awesome as a unicorn that can juggle!
- Happy Birthday! I got you a map… but I canāt seem to find the āperfect gift.ā
- Donāt worry, your age is just a number. A really, really high number.
- Youāre not getting older, youāre just increasing in value… like vintage wine.
- Happy Birthday! Time to celebrate your āyearlyā upgrade.
- Happy Birthday! You’re not old… you’re just well-aged!
- Congratulations on getting older… I hope your birthday is the best one yet!
- Happy Birthday! Hereās to another year of pretending weāre still young.
- You know youāre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!
- Another year older, but donāt worry, youāre still younger than youāll be next year.
- I hope your birthday is as sweet as you are… and as mischievous as I am.
- Happy Birthday! Remember, the older you get, the more you can blame your forgetfulness on your age.
- Hereās wishing you a birthday thatās as bright and unforgettable as your smile!
- Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number… and in your case, it’s a large one.
- I hope you have the best birthday ever… until next year, when it gets even better!
- I wish you a birthday filled with laughter… and presents I didn’t buy.
- Another year older, another year wiser… but donāt worry, weāll still have fun!
- Happy Birthday! Hereās to another year of acting younger than we actually are.
Best Picks
- You know youāre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!
- Happy Birthday! Time to celebrate your āyearlyā upgrade.
Short Jokes About Fools
- I used to be a fool, but now Iām just a professional.
- I donāt know whatās worse, being a fool or pretending to be one.
- Why did the fool bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high notes.
- What do you call a group of fools? A convention.
- Donāt be a fool, or at least not today.
- The fool said, āIāll never fall for that trick again!ā Guess what? He fell again.
- Iām not saying youāre a fool, but youāve definitely got a PhD in it.
- A fool once said, āIām the king of the worldāā¦ and fell off the chair.
- Why did the fool bring a pencil to the party? To draw attention.
- If you think youāre too cool to be a fool, Iāve got some news for you.
- I might be a fool, but at least Iām a funny one!
- Whatās the best way to get out of a foolās trap? Think quickly!
- Why did the fool refuse to play cards? He didnāt want to deal with it.
- Iām so good at being a fool… I make it look easy.
- Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… wait, you already did.
- Why did the fool run around the block? To catch a breeze.
- If you want to avoid looking like a fool, never take advice from one.
- Fools are just people who take life too seriously.
- Iāve got a foolproof plan… except itās really just a plan for more fools.
- I canāt help being a fool… itās just in my nature.
Best Picks
- Why did the fool bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high notes.
- Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… wait, you already did.
April Fools Day Puns One Liners
- I tried to catch some fog earlier… I mist.
- The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
- Iām not arguing, Iām just explaining why Iām right.
- I donāt trust people who do acupuncture… theyāre back stabbers.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealer… I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- Why donāt skeletons fight each other? They donāt have the guts.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychology… donāt buy it.
- I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravity… itās impossible to put down.
- I have a joke about construction… but Iām still working on it.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I used to be a heavy metal singer, but now Iām just a light metal fan.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- I canāt trust people who do acupuncture… theyāre back stabbers.
- I donāt trust stairs… theyāre always up to something.
Best Picks
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychology… donāt buy it.
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
April Fools Day Puns for Students
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh… sadly, no pun in ten did.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravity… itās impossible to put down.
- I donāt trust stairs… theyāre always up to something.
- I have a joke about construction
April Fools Day Puns for Friends
- I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laughā¦ sadly, no pun in ten did.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- Why donāt skeletons fight each other? They donāt have the guts.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I tried to catch some fog earlierā¦ I mist.
- Iām not arguing, Iām just explaining why Iām right.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- I bought a belt the other dayā¦ it was a waist of money.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychologyā¦ donāt buy it.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised.
- I have a great joke about unicycles, but Iām not sure how to balance it.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- I donāt trust people who do acupunctureā¦ theyāre back stabbers.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- I have a joke about constructionā¦ but Iām still working on it.
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
- Iāve got a joke about time travelā¦ but you didnāt like it.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- I used to be a heavy metal singer, but now Iām just a light metal fan.
Best Picks
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too highā¦ she looked surprised.
Best April Fools Pranks Over Text
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- I used to be a professional cricket player, but I got stumped.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychologyā¦ donāt buy it.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- I donāt trust people who do acupunctureā¦ theyāre back stabbers.
- Iām terrified of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealerā¦ I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- Iām on a whiskey dietā¦ Iāve lost three days already.
- Iāve just started a band called 1023MBā¦ we havenāt got a gig yet.
- I used to be a heavy metal singer, but now Iām just a light metal fan.
- Iām terrified of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- I was going to tell a time travel jokeā¦ but you didnāt like it.
- I bought a belt the other dayā¦ it was a waist of money.
- I used to be a professional cricket playerā¦ but I got stumped.
- Iām afraid for the calendarā¦ its days are numbered.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- I tried to start a band, but we just couldnāt get the right note.
Best Picks
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Iāve just started a band called 1023MBā¦ we havenāt got a gig yet.
April Fools Day Puns for Work
- Iām terrified of speed bumps, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- Iām not arguing, Iām just explaining why Iām right.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- Iāve got a great joke about unicycles, but Iām not sure how to balance it.
- I donāt trust stairsā¦ theyāre always up to something.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealerā¦ I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- I was going to tell a time travel jokeā¦ but you didnāt like it.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychologyā¦ donāt buy it.
- I donāt trust people who do acupunctureā¦ theyāre back stabbers.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Iām on a whiskey dietā¦ Iāve lost three days already.
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
- I bought a belt the other dayā¦ it was a waist of money.
- I have a joke about constructionā¦ but Iām still working on it.
- I used to be a professional cricket player, but I got stumped.
- I tried to catch some fog earlierā¦ I mist.
Best Picks
- Iām not arguing, Iām just explaining why Iām right.
- I have a joke about constructionā¦ but Iām still working on it.
April Fools Pranks to Do at Home
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- Iām terrified of speed bumps, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- I used to be a professional cricket playerā¦ but I got stumped.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- Iām afraid for the calendarā¦ its days are numbered.
- Iāve just started a band called 1023MBā¦ we havenāt got a gig yet.
- I tried to catch some fog earlierā¦ I mist.
- I donāt trust stairsā¦ theyāre always up to something.
- I have a joke about constructionā¦ but Iām still working on it.
- I was going to tell a time travel jokeā¦ but you didnāt like it.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- Iāve got a great joke about unicycles, but Iām not sure how to balance it.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I donāt trust people who do acupunctureā¦ theyāre back stabbers.
- Iām on a whiskey dietā¦ Iāve lost three days already.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealerā¦ I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
Best Picks
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
Famous April Fools Jokes
- Why donāt skeletons fight each other? They donāt have the guts.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldnāt make enough dough.
- Iām not arguing, Iām just explaining why Iām right.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but Iām slowly getting over it.
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- I used to be a professional cricket playerā¦ but I got stumped.
- I donāt trust stairsā¦ theyāre always up to something.
- Iāve just started a new job as a bakerā¦ I knead the dough.
- I bought some shoes from a drug dealerā¦ I donāt know what he laced them with, but Iāve been tripping all day.
- I tried to start a band, but we just couldnāt get the right note.
- I donāt trust people who do acupunctureā¦ theyāre back stabbers.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Iām so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I have a fear of elevators, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I just play it by fingers.
- Iām terrified of speed bumps, so Iām taking steps to avoid them.
- Iāve got a joke about time travelā¦ but you didnāt like it.
- Iām writing a book on reverse psychologyā¦ donāt buy it.
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
Best Picks
- Iām reading a book on anti-gravityā¦ itās impossible to put down.
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
